TF!Pyro Offers a Bandit a Second Chance and Job at their Brewery- TFSMP Transcription
Transcribed from Pyroscythe's Twitch: "đđ„ The Harbinger of Fire | The Flight #44 | PREPARING FOR THE BANDIT RAID, HANGING WITH FRIENDS !discord" [20/08/2026]
[3:34:26]
Pyro: Were you made aware that I was visiting?
Bandit: [in game chat] Hi, fire. Not at all.
Pyro: Oh, well I scheduled an appointment for us. Dâyou mind if I come in?
Bandit: [in game chat] I must be lucky. Donât think I have the key.
Pyro: Thatâs fine.
[pyro breaks the door, walks in and replaces it behind them]
Pyro: [clears throat] Mind if I sit?
Bandit: [in game chat] Go ahead.
Pyro: Thank you.
Bandit: [in game chat] Make yourself at homeâŠ
Pyro: Oh, yeah, I will, I will. You can sit too, if you prefer to sit? I can stand if youâd like?
[the bandit sits on the floor]
Pyro: Oh, very good.
Pyro: So, you got caught eh? They gave you the suit of armour with the branded helm.
Bandit: [in game chat] YeahâŠ
Pyro: Donât think you had much chance of getting out. Did you know that it was a giveaway? That youâd⊠be spotted immediately?
Bandit: [in game chat] I wasnât told a thing.
Pyro: Oh. [sighing] Unfortunate. Terribly unfortunate. That theyâd sell you out like that, no strategic aim â just to send a message. I mean, I wasnât even in the room. It wasnât even a genuine attempt on my life. And what, theyâd send you in there? Theyâd pay you a wage? Perhaps theyâd give you a bundle of gems, food? A roof?
Bandit: [in game chat] I did it for the fun this time honestly.
Pyro: Hm.
Bandit: [in game chat] Not many chances to go inside that school.
Pyro: No, itâs- [sighs] an exclusive place. How old are you?
Bandit: [in game chat] 24.
Pyro: Twenty-four⊠Gods, youâve had many more- many more moons than me! Iâll be your age in a couple of months. Itâs a burden you know, sometimes- Truly! I donât tell many people this but it is a burden to⊠be so young and have so much on our shoulders as riders.
Bandit: [in game chat] Not many left for me I assume.
Pyro: You make many stupid assumptions. You made the assumption that that would be fun. You think it was worth it?
Bandit: [in game chat] Iâm not too sure.
Pyro: Hm. In that room, on those shelves was some of if not the most valuable information that we as riders have in defeating the Corruption, the existential threat that day by day gnaws away at our world. Thatâs not my world â thatâs our world. Have you had the misfortune of stumbling across Magnus in your time here? The town? Quite close to the centre. Or-! Have you um, have you had the unfortunate side effects of bathing in the rivers?
Bandit: [in game chat] Everyone knows not to go into the rivers.
Pyro: You know the rivers are gonna be⊠You know. It starts at the rivers and then it will spread to the banks, and then down into the earth crawling into the roots and up the trees. Everywhere. Every inch of this place. Itâs a beautiful land we share.
Bandit: [in game chat] You really think that the Corruption is real
Pyro: WhatâŠ? You havenât seen it? You havenât seen Magnus?
Bandit: [in game chat] Seen what, some trees being killed?
Pyro: You havenât seen the beasts that roam the lands? The Imps? The wraiths?
Bandit: [in game chat] Not at all.
Pyro: If only I had proof to show you⊠No matter.
Bandit: [in game chat] Honestly, could simply be the weather getting warmer.
Pyro: Weathers always warm. Donât know how the trees survive without the rain to be honest, it only rains once a month or so. [sighs]
Bandit: [in game chat] Been to Moffa?
Pyro: Moffa? Aye! I served on a local council there. You?
Bandit: [in game chat] I came from there.
Pyro: [scoffs] Right. How did you⊠manage to find yourself into the misfortune of being here? Last I heard Moffa was⊠the affairs were mostly in order. A slight food crisis but,
Bandit: [in game chat] Thatâs the problem.
Pyro: Too much calm? Too much peace? We did too good a job?
Bandit: [in game chat] Exactly. Whereas here? I can control with the chaos.
Pyro: You find comfort in the unknown?
Bandit: [in game chat] The unknown is fun.
Pyro: Hm, Iâd agree with that. I was still a youth when I first arrived in Moffa, sixteen. Moffa, back then, as Iâm sure you can attest was chaos, no? No matter, weâre far from Moffa now.
Bandit: [in game chat] Far from everywhere now.
Pyro: Itâs a long walk, shorter by horse but not much easier.
Bandit: [in game chat] I think you can agree the chaos of this island is far more fun.
Pyro: Iâd agree! Thereâs chaos and most of the riders, they struggle sometimes, but itâs not always chaos. Because from the chaos has to come some sort of life â itâs how it always is.
Bandit: [in game chat] When I went into your school, I didnât know if I was going to die by flame or get sent here. That unknown, that ride. Is the fun.
Pyro: I feel like half the fun is knowing whether or not youâll be able to walk out and breathe another day, you know? The thrill of hunting bandits, squashing rebellion â itâs the concept of an end. I mean, some, maybe myself, weâre fighters, weâre soldiers. We⊠We arenât- Maybe weâre not meant for the day after the conflict, but we still fight for it nonetheless.
Bandit: [in game chat] Do you really want it to end?
Pyro: If I wanted it to end I would cast myself into the flames of my room, sit there long enough and hope my skin eventually begins to peel. I know it wonât, so Iâd more likely just starve. The only way this is going to end is if us riders⊠cease. The only thing standing between the Corruption and you. Thatâs when it ends.
Bandit: [in game chat] You truly think yourself as the high and mighty.
Pyro: You donât understand, until youâre bonded with one. These beasts, [pyro places cindermeare down from his backpack] in all my days walking this realm, nothing comes close. Were you told stories of them, as a young one?
Bandit: [in game chat] Every night. I assume you did too.
Pyro: And to see them, now, theyâre back. Once you have the chance to-
Bandit: [in game chat] Means the other half is back too.
Pyro: The other half?
Bandit: [in game chat] Storm Ravens.
Pyro: Well, I havenât seen any.
Bandit: [in game chat] You know the stories, one comes with the other.
Pyro: You can feed her if youâd like.
[pyro passes the bandit a few raw porkchops.]
Pyro: Donât get too close. Itâs not me youâll have to worry about.
[the bandit feeds cindermeare]
Pyro: Sheâll need more food, needs to be bigger and stronger. Soon she wonât be able to fit in my pack, [he picks her up back into the bag] Does for now though.
Bandit: [in game chat] She seems to be bigger than the last time I saw one.
Pyro: Bigger by the day. Every morn she wakes up and devours enough pork to make up the body of a whole hog. Sheâll be soon to carry me most like, as with all the other riders and their beasts. Weâll be actual riders.
Bandit: [in game chat] So why are you really here. Trying to get info from our boss or just wanted to look me in the eye before I die?
Pyro: I donât know why I came here. I told myself I was gonna make you drink my finest vintage, told the others that too. ButâŠ
Bandit: [in game chat] But,
Pyro: Itâs stupid. Itâs trivial, all of it. I did come here to kill you, truly.
Bandit: [in game chat] What changed?
Pyro: On the walk here I⊠took it slow. Looked to the hills, heard the laughter of friends. I lived. Did you have friends back home? A mother, father?
Bandit: [in game chat] I left them behind.
Pyro: Fuck, you are a dead end. [sighs]
Bandit: [in game chat] Who did you leave behind?
Pyro: Not important.
Bandit: [in game chat] True.
Pyro: Theyâre still alive and well, so long as the threats your leader made are as hollow as I thought they were. I would suspect them to be hollow.
Bandit: [in game chat] Well, I guess weâll see about that.
Pyro: My town is far too distant from here.
Bandit: [in game chat] I can tell you one thing,
Pyro: Go on,
Bandit: [in game chat] Nobody went to Tegrith.
Pyro: Didnât think they would. [sighs] I know you despise order, you despise predictability, but in my time of cutting down your comrades I⊠Look, many of my fellow riders think Iâm thick skulled and hot-headed and full hearted but Iâm smart enough to know that people like you wonât stop coming. Youâre not a rebel, rebels have got a cause. Your cause is yourself â and thatâs fine, Iâve met many a person like that. Whatever, Iâll cut to the chase. Every town around this continent has been completely depopulated. Weâve each been charged with custodianship over a village, yet the population has been decimated by corruption, banditry and starvation.
Bandit: [in game chat] That is correct.
Pyro: I need people to work my fields. I need strong people, ones who are quick with their hands.
Bandit: [in game chat] Youâre⊠Offering me a job.
Pyro: Um, Iâm testing the waters. Your accommodation wonât be fine, at first. You could make your own but Iâm getting to reconstructing the town. The hours they wonât be amazing, but youâll have a wage, youâll have food, and youâll have as much protection as you can give yourself.
Bandit: [in game chat] What sort of wage?
Pyro: Gems, another wage. Iâm not going to pay you just in food.
Bandit: [in game chat] How much?
Pyro: How much were the bandits paying you?
Bandit: [in game chat] I got 30 gems a job, riders 300.
Pyro: Iâll give you 30 gems a day.
Bandit: [in game chat] Oh. What, you have that much?
Pyro: Aye. Kindling is the premier alcohol manufacturer in Terraventus. Up and coming at least. Weâve vines of all strains, vintages of all sorts. The barrels are stocked, the shelves are overflowing. I simply havenât got the stamina to crush the grapes, fill the barrels, pick the vines. I know the recipes, thatâs fine, I can do that. I need you, perhaps maybe some of your ilk, to live there.
Bandit: [in game chat] And what about Gandus, sheâd kill me.
Pyro: Gandus⊠Gandus has tried to kill me several times. As custodian of Kindling, should you be a resident the only pain you feel shall be your hands cramping at the end of the day. Have you ever worked before? Worked a job that isnât, you know, shivving, capturing.
Bandit: [in game chat] Doesnât sound like the thrill I left the city for, but I wonât say no to saving my life from this cell.
Pyro: Youâll be on thin fucking ice though.
Bandit: [in game chat] I suspect youâd melt that ice.
Pyro: Melt the ice if youâre fuckinâ around. Youâll not be a servant, but for three months thereâll be a probationary period- If! I can get you out of this cell. And I wonât be pulling any bullshit to get that done either. Only through negotiated settlement will I be able to get you out of here.
Bandit: [in game chat] Guess Iâll wait and see.
Pyro: Right well! Sit tight! And whatâs your name?
Bandit (Tony): [in game chat] Code name was Lime, but real name⊠Tony.
Pyro: Tony. Weâll speak soon Tony.
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