WELCOME TO THE HOME OF THE WORLD'S WORST FIGHTS!!!
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Hello there, I'm Jack Goodwin and this absolute affront to the natural order that I call a blog is where I take a break from the insane content I normally make to bring you the absolute most ridiculous fight matchups that'd put a Death Battle fan in hospital due to dehydration from too much crying
Are you sick of these boring, done-to-death Goku vs Superman who-would-win-but-like-who-gives-a-shit-really fight matchups? Do you want real excitement? Do you wanna enjoy a fight just to enjoy it? Are you sick of these whiny asshole neckbeards who treat powerscaling like its a 6 figure salary job? THEN YOU'RE IN THE RIGHT PLACE, DEWD!!
⬇️Got an idea to submit? LOOK DOWN BELOW FOR THE ASK FORMAT, DEWD!!⬇️
💬 0 🔁 0 ❤️ 0 · Custom CrackVS · Okay. Right from the off. let's establish something: I am a very old man. Like, mid 20s, but might as well
Oh, and can't forget the rules;
1: This is a gimmick blog. The fights are not serious.
Trying to start an argument in the comments or reblogs over who wins, no matter how passionately you disagree, will get you blocked.
2: REMEMBER THESE ARE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS
Keep any deep-seated obsession with characters ages, sexuality, gender identity, nationality, etc etc to yourself. You're not a hero. They're cartoons. Yknow, as in NOT REAL. If my posts upset you, then go somewhere else.
3: Bigotry as a whole is banned.
No exceptions. I'm not gonna argue with you over whether saying "*insert ethnic or sexual minority* must be eliminated" is bigoted or not. Instant block.
4: Since I know some of you won't have read the submission format....
ASKS NOT IN THE FORMAT WILL BE DELETED ON SIGHT. NO EXCEPTIONS.
5: If your favourite character loses the poll, don't start crying.
Go choke your chicken to r34 of them or something to cheer yourself up if it upsets you.
6: Extended lore is almost always nonsense and is not to be treated like gospel here
"uM, aCkShUaLlY, iF YoU cLeArlY sEe iN ThIs ObScUrE CoMiC ThAt ThE aUtHoR WrOtE oN A PiEcE oF tOiLeT pApEr As a jOkE oN A PlAnE, PagE 35, pAnEl 4, YoU'Ll clEaRLY SeE ThAt hE hAs An OmNiPoTeNt cElEsTiAl FoRm anD-☝️🤓" shut the fuck up, nobody cares, modern fiction writing is ass for this very reason. Don't leave comments like that. Its a blockable offense. Terrible rinse-and-repeat-my-guy-has-unlimited-power writing means nothing here
Alright. Now that we've established that... TO THE ARENA!!
I'm ready, as you can see
Got my energy sword and Nerf Bazooka















