#pranks

He finally entered your shared room to see you standing nervously near the closet. “Heyyy hon, welcome home!” You said as awkwardly as you could, you can tell he’s already starting to fall for it with the way his brows furrowed.

“Hey..? Why didn’t you say anything when I called out?” He questioned, taking off his jacket.

“Oh, I guess I didn’t hear you…”

“Right..”

Dick knew something was up when you kept fidgeting around the closet. “Hey can you move for a moment?”

“Why would i need to?”

“I wanna open the closet to put my jacket in there.”

“You could just put it on the bed for now—“ but before you could finish your sentence, you were abruptly shoved aside as the closet doors flew open. When he saw no one there you could feel his heartbeat start to go back down.

By then you couldn’t help yourself and started to laugh outloud. Ah, of course. This was one of your cruel pranks. “I’m gonna get you!” Hey shouted, jumping on you and trapping you on the bed.

“Dick let gooo! It tickles!”

“That’s what you get!”

JASON TODD

don’t know why you decided to do this with Jason but I guess you really were just that bored. You heard the door unlock and immediately got infront of the closet, guarding it with your life. “Hon I’m home from patrol!” He shouted, entering your bedroom and taking off his mask.

“What’re you doing?” He lifted an eyebrow before he started to change in front of you.

“Nothing! Nothing at all.” You said nervously, keeping your back faced to the closet.

“Are you hiding someone in there? Oh god, did…did you kill someone? I-I can help hide the body! Please trust me!” He immediately got down on his knees and hugged your waist, shoving his face in your stomach.

“No! Jason I didn’t kill anyone!? Who do you think I am!” But as soon as you said that, Jason took you by the legs and body slammed you into the bed. Using your coupled moments of shock to open the closet door and find…nothing…?

“So, someone isn’t in here..?” He questioned, shutting the doors.

“No, you idiot! It’s a social media trend!?”

“Ohhhhhh….thats good….please don’t do it again.” He breathed a sigh of relief and immediately hugged your waist. Damnit, now you gotta fuck.

TIM DRAKE

Because it was Tim, you had to plan this in a way that would be realistic that even his detective brain would be fooled—even for just a second. So you got ready in lingerie and went for a messy look, your lipstick was smudged to the side, lingerie slightly crinkled, and hair looking like you just woke up. Now all you needed to do was wait until—

Suddenly the sound of the creaking of an open door cut you off from your thoughts. Tim was home already? Alright, let’s hope your nervousness doesn’t give it off for the first few seconds. “(Name) I’m home!” You could hear him place his stuff kn the counter, his keys making loud clicking sounds with each step.

“Baby?” he opened the room to your shared bedroom and his eyes immediately went to your smudged lips. What the hell is happening?

“Hey! You came back early.” You laughed nervously, sticking not too close to the closet to avoid suspicion, “I thought you said you’d be gone for the rest of the day?”

Tim didn’t respond, but you could see how his eyes are darting everywhere to look for some hint that he was just overthinking. But the evidence infront of him was so overwhelming, what does he even in this situation? Has he done something to upset you that you just had to cheat? Has he not been enough to satiate your needs?

Oh my gosh, what if Conner’s in that closet. You said he was cute about one week and 7 hours ago while you were on a call with your friends and you didn’t know he was there. He should’ve seen the signs! How could you prefer Conner over him? What did he do? Is it because he doesn’t have any cool powers like Conner? He’s gonna beat the shit out of him.

He immediately grabbed your arm in a tight grip, before roughly pulling you to the side. He grabbed a small piece of kryptonite that he always keeps in somewhere in his pocket and slammed open the closet doors just to see…no one…?

Damnit! He must’ve slipped away, that half alien bastard is strong. He won’t be for long when Tim gets ahold of that stupid little—

“Tim! Can you even hear me?” You cut him away from his thoughts. Oh right, he needed to confront you.

“What does Conner have that I don’t?” He spat out, crossing his arms.

“What…? Conner? What are you talking about?”

“You’re cheating on me with Conner! Then he flew away before I had the chance to catch him!”

Seriously? Conner? Does he seriously believe you’d ever stoop so low to date Conner Kent?

“Tim it’s a prank! I made this entire thing up, look!” You pull out your phone and show him the video that inspired your prank.

Ohhhhhh….

Yeah, now it makes sense…I guess that’s the reason why your face looked like you were trying to force yourself to not smile. Gosh, now he feels embarrassed—he’s supposed to be the smartest out of his family! Instead he got tricked by his civilian love. “Oh—uhm…sorry..?”

Yeah just shoot him.

“Conner…? Really…?” You sighed, dragging him down to your shared bed. “Guess you’ll have to make me forget all about him, huh?”

He takes it back, guess he’ll be shooting at someone else. (Hahahah get it…no okay I’ll kms)

DAMIAN WAYNE

He really can’t catch a break, not even from his love.

he walked into the room after a long day of beating lackey’s up and getting beat by said lackeys. All he wanted to do was to hold you and unwind as he complained about his family acting like dumbasses.

So why were you standing suspiciously near the closet? What exactly were you hiding? “Love, why are you standing so nervously near the closet? If you bought something embarrassing, just know I won’t make fun of you that much. Just make sure the rest of my family doesn’t see it because sometimes I can’t defend your poor fashion choices.”

Wow okay asshole.

“It’s nothing daimi, I just didn’t think you’d make it home that quick.” You said nervously, fidgeting with your fingers.

“Yeah well, I rushed that entire mission just so I could spend more time with you. You said you wanted to go to the theatre today right?” He started to take off his Robin suit, his hands were about to go to the closet until you quickly stood in front of it.

“I-I can put your clothes up later!” When have you ever done that. Now Damian is getting real suspicious. Did you kill someone and you’re trining to keep it away from him? Or maybe you’re housing a criminal.

“Move. I’ll check the closet.” He didn’t give you time to protest before shoving you gently to thr side and slowly opening the closet. Oh, there’s nothing. Good. “You’re so dramatic, there’s nothing in here.” He breathed a sigh of relief, before continuing to get ready.

You knew that most would not dare to pull anything on the Eykatay (second in command, Olo’eyktan in waiting), but you had no reservations about challenging his grumpy attitude. Besides, he always tolerated you. He may call you annoying and say you were sent by Eywa to test him, but you knew deep down, beyond the layers of solid rock he surrounded himself with, that a golden, soft heart laid underneath. You just had not quite found it yet... 

You stiffened as you heard his deft movement close by. He had to be using the branches of Hometree to climb up by now. A rustling just outside the home had anticipation spiking in you. 

You saw a flash of blue skin and a blur of black hair, which was all you needed to fly out of your hiding spot. “Ahhh!” you shrieked as you jumped out at Tsu’tey, grabbing his arm for extra effect.

He looked terrified, eyes blown wide and jaw locked, as he lurched back in surprise. He did not make a noise, he was a composed warrior after all, but the reaction you got was more than enough for you to be satisfied. Your wait was well worth it.

His shoulders slumped and his posture relaxed a hair when he realized that it was only you, and not someone trying to kill him. “Wiya (damn)!” he huffed when you started cackling. You were laughing so hard, you could not see the way his eyes softened as he took in the unadulterated joy plain on your face.

You folded at the waist, head coming to rest on his shoulder as you doubled over in laughter. Your grip on his arm only tightened as your knees weakened. 

“What are you doing, skxawng (moron)?” he asked, but you were too busy laughing to notice the way his hand came to ghost over your back as if to steady you. You straightened up all on your own to answer his question though.

“I am proving that you, mighty warrior, are scared like a little ‘eveng (child),” you grinned, making Tsu’tey roll his eyes.

“Hona (cute), but you are a mischiefmaker,” he gritted out. 

That only encouraged you further, “All I heard from that is that I am cute,” you teased, smiling innocently, even as he knew you were anything but.

“The Great Mother tests me everyday by putting you in my path.” He sighed. “I was not scared, merely prepared to jump into a fight,” he argued and you scoffed. 

“I am pretty sure that you jumping out of your skin was not your most battle ready stance,” you shot back and his eyes widened, anger flaring in them as he let you goad him. 

“I did not!” he demanded, crossing his arms over his chest as you did the same, mirroring him as you stood off with each other. 

“Yes, you did! Saeyla and Atan are going to love this!” you giggled, backing away to head back to common areas to find them. He would never hear the end of it from his current and former protégés.

“Do not dare!” he ordered, but you were already through the kelku’s entryway and he was already darting out behind you. He never made any real effort to catch you, but hearing your laugh echoing all the way down hometree was magic. He would follow that sound anywhere.

The truth that he would never admit to you was, he had seen you duck into the home and seen your shadow along the kelku’s wall. He had known what was waiting for him, but he did not want to see you disappointed. He would much rather pretend to be frightened of your trick than to see the childish pout you like to wear when things did not go as you wished. 

He was silently glad he had not ruined your "surprise" for him. Despite the embarrassment and ridicule he knew he would face when you told others the story, making you laugh would be well worth it.

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