Glow Away Dear

when men are hiding the fact that they're all broken and battered and bruised up underneath their clothes, they're basically wearing lingerie. to me

kissing me is a great way to shut me up or just shoving your cock in my mouth

do any girls want to play hanging out and smoking weed in our underwear

I’m sorry milord, but the peasants are nailing erotic artwork of you and your court jester to the church doors again

and the ship name, squire? what is the ship name

“… Kinglebells, m'lord.”

i appreciate the amount of people reblogging this despite me not really tagging this at all. im glad many of people feel the same anger i do.

what they don’t tell you about being stuck between a rock and a hard place is that you get some nice bruises you can press on for catharsis

wanna get my face fucked til im not sad anymore

Everyone say thank you women with deep low pitched voices

Baseball is a metaphor for life in a way that other sports aren't partially because of the fucking long-ass season and games that are meandering and sometimes boring.

I need a death ray like this :D

i teleport behind you like in the animes but we’re ass to ass

I need fingers in my brain I'm afraid, the doctors and nurses and patients all say I need fingers in my brain

whoa my dom bought a really cool impact toy sure hope this has absolutely no repercussions for me :3

Things to do with your twin