Friendly Neighbourhood Slut

staring at her tits but i’m being rlly stealthy abt it

bush haters dni

Am I your fuck, marry or kill option?

Oh to be a medieval apothecary and have dried herbs in little jars all through my dimly-lit shop

lips: soft face: soft hair: soft heart: soft

am i horny, or do i just want love and attention?

stepped on a plum (overripe plum) (barefoot) it was on the driveway got out of the car and accidentally (didn't know it was there) stepped on the plum (warm) (on the ground) (it had fallen from the tree) barefoot (no shoes) wearing long pants (too long) (need to hem them) plum viscera got on them (the pants) unexpected plum on the driveway (hot plum) (97 degrees out) already super hungover (throwing up all morning) (should not have been driving at all) and I stepped out of the car (black car) (97 degrees out) and onto the plum (unexpected) (didn't know the plum was there) and it burst (plum nightmare on my only good pair of sweatpants) still we find ways to keep ourselves going from day to day

guess what post just got read aloud in poetry club tonite by an unknowing club member as I watched on in terror

as part of their ongoing boycott, Canada will no longer provide the US with totally real long-distance girlfriends who definitely exist