Your friendly bacteria

Do you wanna go watch the sunlight pierce the leaves of the forest with me?

Where's that tweet with the hot fat girl wearing like a bunch of scene girl makeup and she's watching two guys make out and it's like, "Don't worry boys it's just me," and then there's also like a picture of some type of cephalopod thing watching two fish kiss.

THIS CAN’T KEEP HAPPENING!!!!

at least we have chocolate by kylie minogue

being at work while your personal life is falling apart has to be among the top 3 worst human experiences. You’re at your absolute lowest and someone wants to circle back on an email…… unreal

I want this partly for the craftsmanship but also just to fuck with the category of people who have never used a computer with a CD drive.