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Why is it that when I come home for the gym, swing through the kitchen after my shower, my protein powder is always on the top shelf? Also why is my roommate always at the kitchen table as soon as I need to get my protein, doesn’t he know how embarrassing this is for me?

'I make sure every applicant has watched this video before they come for an audition,' Gerard Foster, the principal of The Slapstick School tells me. 'Every day throughout their working lives as slapstick clowns they'll have stuff like this done to them. They'll be expected to do things most people would think demeaning - and they'll be doing them for the entertainment of others. I need to be sure they know what they're in for.'