just told my mom i was gonna freak it sensitive style and she hyped me up with “ooh quiet down…. quiet down..” while i was dancing

happy almost 80 thousand (?!?!??!?!!) notes to this post. Please stop asking to date my mom she is already married to the grind

Reblogging for the au idea potentials here

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

WAIT did I never tell tumblr about the haunted space waterpark hotel

I should add that I did not see a single other guest the entire time I was there, which intensified the whole vibe.

There is at least one thing to do in kansas

A PORN BOT UNFOLLOWED ME?

dr frankenstein was one of the first to invent a guy to be mad about