happy pride month 🥹🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

im a protected species you fucking asshole

call me a wish mouse the way she [remembers wish mice are creatures from a particularly gruesome dream my friend had several years ago and are not recognizable figures to anyone else] whatever

Had a little "chat" with your pal Monty Hall last night. [grins sinisterly] Let's just say he won't be a problem anymore.

They closed down the La Brea tar pits bc they found a dinosaur ideology preserved in tar.

Didn't like it

cis people can reblog this but keep it on subject, please

Happy pride month everyone always remember that the sinkhole has an ecosystem large enough to house not only insects but likely several species of small birds or mammals

Dahling you simply must explore the backrooms they're just brimming with all sorts of delightful little entities.

otay mattie let's play rooms together yayyy

Don't you just love the gauche wallpaper? It's so camp- what the fuck is that

We should popularize more hispanized phonetic spellings of classic character names like we did with esnupi