i am boots made of concrete

rb to bonk prev with an empty paper towel roll

I am whatever gender has the shortest line at the bathroom

​I see this one going places

Yeah. The bathroom

ah but which bathroom

the one with the shortest line did you not read the post

*flies past*

holy shit

feminism is about blunts and weed. its about smoking marijuana, and as much of it as you can get your hands on

i think one of the stupidest things ive ever said to myself pre-transition was, word for word, "man my ideal perfect life would probably be if i was born a cis guy or something haha" and then not consider what that statement could possibly mean for atleast a year

WEAR A HELMET WHEN YOU RIDE A BIKE!!!

"it's time to surface, (unintelligible, possibly "back to people), the vacation is over. oh blyat, a grenade. what sort of moron keeps the...-boom-"

POV you’re Wile E Coyote

No translation neccessary

Diversity hire bryson ur absolutely slaying

(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,

inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.

can we focus on the gnome for a second

wait sorry i was not wearing my glasses. that is a cat

these are the people i have to share a highway with