Reblog-inator

It explains so much…..

Aragorn: Arwen used to call me Aragorn…..

BUT

Aragorn (lying flat on the ground with his face in the dirt): aweralwkerjwae

Legolas: You’re only 87– you’ve got your whole life ahead of you. You can find love a second time!

Aragorn: I did. Boromir died.

insane headline to pair with the actual photo of the beastie itself

Average human baseline calculations:

- vaginal canal 97-99 degrees Fahrenheit

- rectal temperatures have slight variation of degrees similarly between that same range

- phalluses essentially the same temperature as the vagina

* Temperatures of the human body do tend to rise through a process called vasocongestion which is the localized pooling of blood in bodily tissues. This occurs during arousal causing erections and vaginal lubrication. It does not seem to, by my cursory research into this, have any significant impact on the temperature of erogenous zones in the body

Flambae temperature at rest:

- Baseline heat will be at 110 functionally to account for increased internal temperatures and combustion rates as well as advanced metabolic processes (see my notes on such here)

- Temperatures of vaginal canal, phallus, and rectum would follow the same pattern between 108-110 degrees Fahrenheit

Flambae on fuego:

- Temperatures range at baseline between 400-900 depending on physical activity levels and the body’s fat burned

It stands to reason you would need a cooldown period of at least an hour following a successful chained run of his power up in order to safety engage in sexual activity

Be prepared to get comments like "Your hair is so pretty. You wrote her hair so pretty. Why is she so pretty?" And "Your writing is so good. I can really tell what he's saying and oh he smells so nice. That's a cool looking bag. Your beta has awesome shoes I bet. What's her name?"