Reblog-inator

The reason tumblr is my favorite social media is because despite the vile and heinous shit that obviously does happen here, i enjoy the fact that there’s no push to become “popular” or “trending” or whatever. This is my little junk journal where i make poop jokes and cry about work and talk about gay sex i dont want to be popular man. To me people liking my posts is the same as making eye contact with a stranger at the gas station at 3am, no strings attached just “yeah man me too” at the armful of snacks and the pajamas yk?

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

Saying "ow" not because it hurts but because it seems to be the correct thing to say at the moment is such a weird human trait.

aftercare for posting on ao3

your fic was good you did grammar good you’re the kind of freak people like everything’s cool dude :^)

>go right

>go left instead (looks nice and fun!)

>…go back to the right

Go left

Go forward

> Ascend

Go right ->

tumblr is great because no matter how many followers i get it doesn't stop me from being really fucking annoying. other places i will perhaps think before i post. Not here. not here

it really is quite bad for your military to have an image of itself as a warrior class. what you really want is for your soldiers to think of themselves as boring professionals who will fill out a report form if someone gets a little too warrior ethos out there

We did baby signs with my kid at those ages and it worked great! I really think we had fewer tantrums because baby could just *tell us* what they wanted. You also stimulate your kid's language centers in their brain, so they may speak sooner and have an easier time learning to read.

tu LANCES félicette ? tu lances son corps comme la fusée ? oh ! oh ! prison pour les scientifiques ! prison pour les scientifiques pendant Un Mille Ans !

My sister just quoted this post at me over dinner bc it was discussed in her philosophy class & I can't even smugly inform her of its authorship. Due to the mindhunter yaoi state of my most recent blog history.

racism literally bleeds through the cracks of everything and if you dare to even barely point it out everyone will kill you

racism runs so deeply in people that if you call it out you are calling out them, and instead of sitting down and examining their own racism they lash out at you for being sooo meansies to them. you don't even have to be talking about anyone's racist behavior in particular because it makes racists so uncomfortable they will come forward themselves and act like you're targeting them specifically. it's okay when they do it because they're doing it in the correct way, in the nice way! they don't mean it like that. in fact they're actually being progressive. you're the cruel one for acting like their racist behavior is racist. you're the problem if you're bothered by their comfort racism. you're the bitchy colored person who makes eeeverything about racism when it so clearly isn't. i'm fucking sick of this.

I think Flambae's cock is also a nice heating pad. Cock warming is the way