The Supreme Gay

If anyone would like to read a thorough take down of Sparta as a state not worth emulating, then ive got just the series of articles for you!

Reblogging because pissing on Sparta is one of my hobbies. And yes, totally check out the link above. Brett has a lot of great discussion and scholarship on why Sparta was proto-fascist garbage, and he presents it with both snark and accessibility.

Holy shit. That’s… that’s worse than I thought it would be. Yikes.

Reblogging because more people should read the ACOUP Sparta takedown and fewer people should get their concept of history from fucking 300.

No one should get their concept of history from 300, and I say that as someone who enjoyed 300. 300 is a comicbookification of a legend, and legends are already exaggerations.

A Great Divorce has also done an audio version of the ACOUP Spart takedown if audio is easier for you!

The last part was kind of insane, honestly. When we started changing platforms for the donor database, I kept telling them that yes I was aware we already had an account for the volunteer database, and no that could not be connected to the donor database. And they said yes fine sure and then connected them anyway. And I called them back and said, excuse me, I'm confused, I can see both databases. And they said, well, yeah, but it's only you, someone has to be able to see both databases to give other users access. The other users can't see both. And I said, no, we have been asking for a completely separate database. I should not be able to see both. And they said, you are one organization, one organization can't have two databases. And I said, last year someone used our volunteer email list to commit approximately one thousand felonies. Please feel free to imagine how much worse it could have been had they had a way to use volunteers' email addresses to get their legal names. We do not want this to be something anyone can do no matter how much we trust them. Let me describe those felonies to you in more detail. And they emailed me two hours later and said, you can have two separate databases.

This post feels like watching an iceberg go by in clear water. The amount of stuff going on beneath the surface of AO3 just astonishes.

Approximately one THOUSAND felonies

some day “milf is a slur” discourse will break out and there will be no survivors

good news OP, quite a few people were upset that we called our yuri milf game a milf game, and were even further scandalized to learn it was for a “yuri” game jam because yuri is a bad word also now, too, for some reason

!!! @xekstrin you can’t just mention a yuri milf game and not gives us links to plug it!! I want to know!! I want to know about the yuri milfs!!!

It’s called Love On The Peacock Express  you play as a cocky detective on a train full of milfs who have mysteries to solve

I didn’t know @tealesbian was a game developer

I was onboard for that until I learned that the game was funding baby-murder :(

this post really has everything huh

The notes on this post are like the elephants foot

"Going a couple hours without eating a single kind of food? No thanks, I would rather kill a child" is such a wildly horrifying take to see MULTIPLE people proudly stating.

OCD Heritage Skeletons

Cooking your produce is a way to protect yourself from cyclospora fyi

Y'all barely handle the tgirl bottom, wait till you discover the tgirl top who refuses to use her dick.

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

Babe are you okay? You reblogged mｋ's Lovebirds (おしどり百合夫婦)

This is still so charming!

for 87 years that girl did Not Stop Talking and that is Why Her Wife Loved Her

I'm trapped in a hospital bed, my body writhing in agony, while my younger siblings scream in terror outside. I hear the explosions and their cries over the phone, and I can do nothing to protect them. And what's worse, I've run out of my medications and painkillers. I hope you can stand by me and h@lp me bu.y them quickly so I can alleviate some of my pain and suffering. Please stand by me.

My health is very p00r, and I can barely write this reblog to tell you that I desperately need y0ur h@lp right now. Please h@lp me so I can b.uy my medication as soon as possible and raise the m0ney for my travel and surgery, Please h@lp me and stand by me.

FUCK. i think i have to learn blender

the humble manual smoothie maker after they break their hands:

every day i log in here and get beat up by genies