I have some really bad news babe

our idiotic ancestors used to believe stuff that's not true but luckily we've now figured out all the true things to believe in

(badly flirting) babygirl are you an angel from heaven? would you like to become one.

Reblog to give mutuals a break from whatever they're been going through

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

seems broken that "you don't have to put up with being treated poorly" and "you should be open to the idea that people like you more than you think they do" are both things you need to learn if you have a fucked sense of self worth but working on them at the same time is like almost directly self-contradictory

i eat your grandads clothes

First test flight of a flying car by Mazda partially a success

I feel like the Arizona Utah license plate should take some place in our analysis of whatever in the goddam fuck we’re looking at here

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

she didnt block me on pinterest so im sending her madd pictures of ghouls and devils

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

(To the tune of Rasputin): BLEH BLEH DRACULA, KING OF TRANSYLVANIA, HE IS A BAT AND ALSO A MAN