The Best, The Best, The Best.

every friend group has a corpse in it. if you think yours doesn't, YOU'RE the corpse.

getting a jobjob from a water cooler with big pronouns

so are there any other fuckable video game water coolers that i should know about

For this game of dodgeball, I will be specifically targeting the gayest and most autistic among you to eliminate. 

Okay so normal rules then

little miss echolalia would like to repeat what u just said

little miss auditory processing disorder would like you to repeat what you just said

Punk is about supporting your local libraries and throwing hamsters into a river

You gotta get the hamsters to skip along the river like stone if you just chuck them and they sink immediately that's emo, not punk

I CLAIM THE ABUNDANCE THAT IS COMING TO ME NOW 🌈🙏💖✨ *falls asleep and dreams of a skeletal figure atop a black horse carrying iron scales*

i'm your only friend (realizes that's statistically unlikely) i'm not your only friend (considers my positive qualities) but i'm a little glowing friend (suddenly gets cold feet) but really i'm not actually your friend (remembers to be confident in relationships) but i am