The Tiny Kingdom

From the horses mouth: two weddings!

Girls, do you like soccer? Are you following the World Cup? Do you support any team?

In other words, my whole summer is going to be spent crying because I didn't get to take this trip, and unfortunately I couldn't go with someone else because the gift ticket could only be issued in his name.

How is your summer? Does anyone have fun summer plans they’re looking forward to? 🦎//

Girls, any guesses as to who you think Alma looks like?  I think she must be a beautiful baby. / 

Girls, any guesses as to who you think Alma looks like? I think she must be a beautiful baby.

Pascal, isn't it amazing that for such a 'dead' fandom, the usual suspects always show up to make stupid statements whenever you post? Funny how that works! 🤭

Sometimes I understand you guys being a little distant from here, these crazy people are very annoying. It takes a lot of patience. I miss when this place was fun and didn't have such mentally ill people.

What’s sad is I literally just got done telling Ariel yesterday how one of Chris’s friends threw a big party for a specific reason that I don’t doubt he was at, but if he was, he avoided group photos

It’s obvious this blog is just running down the clock on a multi year PR contract. Chris drew a hard line on his privacy years ago, yet this ghost town of a page keeps churning out the same robotic, one-sided asks just to hit the monthly quota. The fandom moved on, engagement is dead, and everyone can see right through the script

Hey girls, is everything alright with @certifiedcevanslover? It's been so long since she's been around here.

Maybe this an unpopular opinion but was Chris himself (not his inner circle) really ever that consistently active? I feel like during COVID, he was more active because he had the time and was bored. He had some fun on Twitter, and because of his work, he had reasons to be online. But overall, I don’t think he’s ever really been a social media guy. Even if he hadn’t settled down or if people reacted more positively to his personal life, I think he would still prefer privacy. No matter how things turned out, I just don’t see Chris ever becoming influencer-like or vlogging his life.

Baby Alma is already 8 months old, she should already recognize her parents, crawl, and giggle; she must be so cute. I'm not a mother, but my mom friends say it's the most wonderful phase of a baby's life.

I think it's unlikely the parents will show Alma in public; I think they'll do the same as Scarlett Johansson with her children, maintaining the child's privacy.

Ariel, my favorite mermaid, I miss you. How are you?