hm? huh?

commission me and my selfcest saturdays

*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

question, would you have a tea party with him?

Genuinely evil and dark-sided to put the periods between the letters in "milf" and "dilf." Like what is M.I.L.F. that is a supervillain organization composed entirely of cougars. Whoa that's a great idea actually post canceled hold on

saying out loud "wait why am i watching this" and shutting off the crappy youtube video you were just using to kill time is a sign of growth

get more asexual

get more aromantic

it's important to have a lot of cautionary tale blorbos so whenever you think about making bad life decisions yourself you can reminisce about them and go Oh Fuck No