Wings In Knots

all cats are carriers of sleepy bitch disease. if you ever lay down on a sofa or bed near a cat you are guaranteed to contract sleepy bitch disease. 

You are REALLY damn brave doing this.

FYI he won this episode so if anything use this as an analogy for your life

The definition of optimistic pessimism

me

This is the future liberals want

Edward had to tell Bella that they sparkle in the sun because Alice had dumped an entire bucket of glitter on him that morning when he got out of the shower

how would jacob fit into this tho

he’s a furry

This is still one of the best executed jokes I’ve ever seen

this video is my sexuality

Okay that cut from Captain Marvel to Wonder Woman to Valkyrie–I have needed that my whole life.

bitch what the fuck

i have to kill myself after witnessing this

Ohhh my god

I’m sobbing with laughter

ive seen this a hundred times now and I love this video so much because its such a sensory experience, I can feel that pie directly affecting my gag reflex, I can smell the hideous sugar potato cheese glop like the texture of the color yellow

Milo: I know these other languages but I’m not fluent in yours yet please have mercy.

Kida: You seem to be an idiot but I’ll forgive you because you’re trying.

how everyone should speak to someone who isn’t fluent in their language