are the shades of pemberley to be thus polluted?

putting ketchup on fries is too permanent for me … i have to dip . i control the sauce

DO NOT DOWNLOAD TUMBLR it will install a virus on your device called tumblr

(guy who tags every single post as the same exact character) you know who this post reminds me of?

I think the reason I still enjoy tumblr is that even though this all still pisses me off, I know that anything that makes me mad on here is 100% earnest. It's not ragebait or engagement farming, y'all are actually just that stupid sometimes

*at a family gathering* you’re all like coworkers to me

problematic rage gap. one partner tries to bring nuance and understanding to a tough situation. the other wants to blow up the earth about it.

my body knows something that i don’t and i can’t get her to talk to me

girl with ptsd voice: hey, so something really bad is gonna happen, right? you guys are picking up on that too, yeah? The other shoe is about to drop, I just know it.

sometimes you see Takes™ that make you go "mmmhmmm okay yeah i see we both interpreted that differently based on what the show gave us, but i see how you arrived at your ideas even if they're different from mine," and then sometimes you see Takes™ that make you go "brother what show did you even fucking watch"

if you see me liking contradicting headcanons for the same character just know it's because I do not give a fuck and I have an active imagination #hewouldsaythat

"omg i LOVE it when love between characters is so strong it overrides the boundaries of flesh and selfhood, merging them into some sort of (un)holy chimera" — person who's uncomfortable with the idea of permanently sharing a bedroom with someone else

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts