Six Months and Gone

I do sort of feel like posts are getting harder to glean meaning from these days.

Fucking prepare yourself for this one

This goes for historians, too!

In what world is tall muscular man not conventionally attractive

We've all been down here too long. I truly think there's a chunk of tumblr's population that can no longer survive sunlight.

women will say “hear me out” and show u a photo of pyramid head and then tumblr users will go “this is a perfectly normal man and an ice cold take”

The discussion in the comments was a breath of fresh air! I really enjoyed it

Women are comfortable "being weak and needing a man?" They like "being bad a driving?" Is this post from 1973?

You remember seeing any "I'm just a girl" type stuff? Girl math, girl dinner, I can't help it I'm just a girlie I need my treats and trinkets, I need a boyfriend to open jars and kill spiders for me, etc. I have a coworker who refuses to learn how to drive bc she figures her husband will always be available to drive her around. This isn't from 1973, it's happening now.

I do find it really funny when people online are like, "Why is the deeply unhinged man with a traumatic past so bad at relationships and keeping so many secrets?!" Well I have some news for you

drive your chevy to the levee, good old boys drinking whiskey and rye?

This will be the day that I die

Stop doing it scared and start doing it scary. Invoke sheer eye-clawing terror into all those who have ever wronged you