TASKMASTER 19.03 "My Presumably Scrotum"

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TASKMASTER 19.03 "My Presumably Scrotum"

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John Waters photographed by Christopher Myers in Baltimore Magazine for his 80th birthday, 22 April 2026.
#same
so back when my little brother was in high school, my mom went as a chaperone for their senior year field trip to an amusement park. which, you know, brave move to volunteer to supervise a bunch of high school seniors let loose in a wonderland of rollercoasters and sugar
my brother and his friends in this field trip group were truly great kids. but they were not above run of the mill teenage boy shenanigans. it’s the end of senior year, you and all your buddies are at the amusement park, you’re naturally going to want to act like a complete moron
there was one kid in the group who was especially prone to goofing around. committed to the bit, some may say. my mom knew that if nonsense was going to break out, he’d likely be at the center of it
so she goes up to this kid at the very start of the trip and says “hey, i’m kinda worried about this chaperoning thing. this might be a lot to ask, but can you help me keep an eye on everyone? you wouldn’t have to do anything big, just be an extra set of eyes for me.”
friends, this kid proceeded to run their field trip group like the fucking us marines. everyone is at the meet up spots at the designated time. everyone waits in line for the rides like a bunch of boy scouts. the second the horseplay gets too out of hand, this kid is getting it back under control
it’s incredible how differently people act based on the expectations you set. instead of going to this kid and saying “hey, i know you’re trouble, so i’ve got my eye on you,” my mom went “hey, i know you have influence in your peer group, so i think you can help me.”
treat someone like a problem, they’ll act like a problem. but give people a chance to help, make them feel important, and they usually rise far above the occasion. it was a stroke of genius that i’m honestly still in awe of
I used this exact strategy when I was teaching primary school kids. There was one boy (third grade, around 8 years old) who just went wild and stirred up trouble at every opportunity. It was very obviously a "this kid needs attention and is getting it the only way he knows how" situation. So one day before class I pulled him aside (he looked nervous, thought he was in trouble) and quietly told him that I was having trouble keeping everyone focused and I could really use his help because the other kids obviously respected him. I officially designated him the Quiet Master and gave him the authority, whenever he saw the class getting too loud or rowdy, to stand up, arms in the air, and announce QUIET, PLEASE. I made it clear to the class that he had the authority to do this and there would be consequences if they didn't quiet down when he did this.
It worked like a fucking charm. He took his new job SO seriously. He was IMPORTANT and SPECIAL. The other kids did listen. I always thanked them for respecting the Quiet Master and helping us keep class in order, and then I always thanked him at the end of the lesson for doing his job so well. I never had a problem with that boy again and the class as a whole was in fact more orderly once the primary instigator of mischief was put in charge of keeping things calm.
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time to get a delicious tea drink from my favorite crone, boba yaga
then I will go to an exercise class led by my favorite instructor, baba yoga
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"whatever man. just go ahead" is just how it is having a cat you love beyond reason.
just told my mom i was gonna freak it sensitive style and she hyped me up with “ooh quiet down…. quiet down..” while i was dancing
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The Mask of Zorro (1998) dir. Martin Campbell
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This feels like a quote from MCU Kate Bishop.
Absolutely has the same energy :D
Cannot stress enough that this movie was epic in the way few movies can ever be. It turned an ancient franchise into a truly exciting action adventure, with massive setpieces and one of the best motivations for revenge ever filmed… but carrying throughout it the heart and whimsy and earnestness of films like The Princess Bride.
Many films try this, but few stick the landing. The sequel Legend of Zorro, sadly, does not… but the original Mask of Zorro absolutely does. It’s not on streaming for free, but it’s one of the first things I’d recommend to someone to rent. Highly recommend.