Hidden Butts

This is exactly what I expected it to be

flaccid penis... it's chic, it's hip, it's the next big thing

it's the next thing

flaccid penis... it's chic, it's hip, it's the next big thing

it's the next thing

I never thought I would be siding with the pope’s involvement in politics and cheering him on. I will say that.

If the only thing that has kept you going was outliving Mitch McConnell, imma need yall to pick a new person to outlive and fast. Your mission is not over.

cant believe i have to pick another person to outlive already

Nobody said it was some sort of good luck money bird, but I'm not taking any chances.

people will really come into kink spaces and say you can't forcefem women like there wasn't a feature length movie about an elderly gay man forcefemming a woman as part of scheme to thwart an elaborate assassination attempt before the killer even determined their target

What... What movie is this.

i was trying so hard to remember the nonexistent assassination subplot in My Fair Lady

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