Incredibly stupid facet of human biology that stress can weaken the immune system and exacerbate illness, like "oh things are going badly, let's make more things worse too"

I do love the form of literary analysis that is essentially, "If I were put in a situation, I would simply not have an emotional response at all, and all my actions would be both logical and moral. The character, who has acted otherwise under duress, must simply be a defective person."

nothing funnier than saying "back in my day" in your 20s as if you aren't the toddler of adults

Being high has me saying things like “I like friends” as if it’s some profound relization

a puff of truthweed will have your breath carry only the undeniable

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

the problem is giving up genuinely feels so good #imnotdoingthat

who up wasting their only shot at life through complete and utter inaction

smitten is such a great word :) omg he's so cute it feels like i'm being killed by god

Your 20s are not about getting your life together they're about learning to escape the self imposed torture labyrinth you've built inside your own head

love the word fruitless. arguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoever

you're bountiless you stupid bitch