I hate when I get two problems in a row. They’re all gonna think I’m making it up.

[clearly experiencing symptoms of mania] oh i get it! im finally normal!

It's nice that loud noises don't stick to clothes like smells do. That would be really bad if they did.

coach put me in. not to make anything better but just change the situation a little bit

As a principled feminist I'm often tempted to say shit like "are men capable of higher thought" but then I have to remember not to perpetuate gender essentialism and change it to "why do men choose not to think about anything"

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

no i dont want to ‘ask chatgpt’ i want to go to a wikipedia page and spend half an hour reading an article like a real person

let’s all quit our jobs and just go on walks

i hate the part of depression that’s like all the things that bring me joy are empty and i can’t do anything. like come on bitch i know you love book can you just be happy about book :/

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

dude it's just politics, it doesn't matter. all it does is shape every single aspect of the society you live in from the second you are born until forever