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I cannot explain to you the depths at which my life would be improved if we turned morning people into second class citizens. No joke, being able to sleep on a bimodal night owl schedule makes me physically, mentally, and psychologically more capable on every level. The only problem is that our society is structured such that it is actively hostile to anyone who prefers sleeping this way. Except the 24/7 mcdonalds, which is hostile to human life by every other conceivable metric

girl in the mirror keeps trying to jerk off harder than me. i can’t let her win..!

Finally somebody else saw it too

not sure why people find this weird, both are made for the human sitting in them to be able to do so relatively comfortably for long hours. It just happens to be that ergonomics don't really change *that* much over the course of growing up.

Sorry its actually because gamers are little babies :/

Wrong that's bc we're all born as gamers but most are changed by society 😔😔😔

Huge win for age regressing gamers

"autistic people need instructions for every simple task" okay how about we talk about the neurotypicals not following clear instructions. what do you mean it didn't work the way you wanted, i gave you the instructions. oh you didn't follow them? you didn't see where i clearly indicated the directions you were supposed to follow for this task? and you're shocked it didn't turn out right? you decided to pull a Jared I'm 19 and go rogue? you're surprised the road less travelled isn't fucking paved because no one travels it? do you get off on this