ectoplasma/ectoskeletal

i know mikey wore that killjoys tshirt and a lightbulb went off above gerard's head and she snapped her fingers and was like "aha! i knew we had forgotten something."

actually i think this whole thing was mikey's idea. thats why there's so much kobra kid. this is his passion project

i'm a well rounded individual with a lot of different interests and personality traits and i need to give mcr all my fucking moneyyyyy

one cool thing about having an autistic dad whose special interest is underwater spearfishing is that when he catches fish he'll just call up a nearby chinese restaurant like "hi. i caught a fish. can you cook it and i'll bring my family by?" and they're like "yeah sure come on over white boy" and the fish is delicious.

it's worth adding that my mom is chinese and she always gets embarrassed by this. like she doesn't want to come to the restaurant with us. she doesn't want to be seen with the white man she caught plus the fish that her white man caught. everyone who works at the restaurant thinks my dad is awesome and compliments him + her for choosing him and we all find this very fun except for her.

this is so bad this is the worst thing

@randomitemdrop

Item: Crinkling Beast that sure could go for some skin

bigs my eyes

bigs my eyes at you

bigs my beautious my gorgeous eyeballs

i think the angriest ive ever made someone on reddit was when they used an emoji while arguing and i said "What is this tiny yellow picture"

ek dink die kwaadste wat ek al ooit iemand op reddit gemaak het, was toe hulle 'n emoji gebruik het terwyl hulle aan die stry was, en ek gesê het "Wat is daardie klein geel prentjie"

die antwoord ass

Can't wait to see MCR drop draag sports merch so people get mad and call it a cash grab as if merch that doesn't even reference the actual band at all and is entirely incomprehensible to even a casual fan is somehow only being done to make money

If I was in a band and wanted to make money I think I would simply pump out a bunch of generic merch with my logo on instead of getting a whole language designed. But idk

came out of my house to notice that someone put a dead leaf on my doorstep today. could this be a warning?

Does anybody else view the almost-fetishistic memetic obsession with "big naturals" as disturbingly-normalised misogyny in like three or four different ways or am I just being a killjoy tranny again

Does it not read to everybody else as "these are good tits because they satisfy arbitrary patriarchal beauty standards and because they aren't on a tranny or a whore"

my chemical romance is the only band in the whole world and possibly the universe