The sheer roundness of this kitten must be admired.

Did you know that taxonomically there is no such thing as a video game?

a video game is actually more closely related to a camel than it is to a hagfish

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks. Literally, I’ve never been this funny in my entire goddamn life

a gem, this is a god damn gem

you owe me seven dollars now

You just- you just gotta listen

boys love to refuse to apologize when they've hurt women only to platform some random pickme saying "noooo don't listen to them king they're jusy hysterical bitches" and go "finally a woman with some sense lmao". and yes this includes tboys doing this to trans women, all the time

getting teary eyed thinking about gerda gottlieb's paintings of her wife after she transitioned

sometimes people experiencing psychosis and/or mania will come up to you on the street and talk in confusing or upsetting ways. your job is to either have a regular human-to-human conversation with that person or politely leave. your job is not to call 911. do not call 911. you might kill that person if you call 911.

money beyond ypur wildist dreams

one hundred and seventy dollars

sometimes a girl will tell you "I'm a cis man!" so unconvincingly that you should take her to get hormones right then and there.

1 you designate her location for orbital targeting from the orbital girlbeam

doting admirejob from a girl who's so far above you

flustered adorablejob from a girl who's decidedly beneath you

Ireland is the only country in Europe