Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

Incredibly stupid facet of human biology that stress can weaken the immune system and exacerbate illness, like "oh things are going badly, let's make more things worse too"

“mom coded” “sister coded” “wine aunt coded” what if she’s his friend instead. you’re actually allowed to be friends with women

there’s a dedicated ashandpikachuspotter account somewhere on some social media. You tag a photo or search for a term and boom, there’s pics of this guy. this dude. this man. with his pikachu. and it’s thousands of strangers from across the globe coming on line to talk about some stranger that they met briefly and then never saw again. they’ve compiled their stories and their approximate locations and mapped his journey from continent to continent, a long snaking pathway that spans decades and thousands of miles. He’s apparently one of those Kanto kids that the government let just drop out of school. Its working out very well for him. 

Thats so funny, to imagine him as a pokeweb criptid type character a la the florida man

well it said didn’t care much for uniforms but it forgot to consider military officer girl with a riding crop

those nasty racist 4chan users. thank god i get all of my memes from somethingawful and tumblr and reddit, three sites that notoriously contain no racism whatsoever

like be fucking real right now. if you reblogged that jpeg you're fuckin goofy

how could i forget about twitter the most antiracist website around

i don't even use 4chan i just think you smug fucking losers are waaaaaaaay too quick to use it as a thought terminating cliche that somehow proves your moral superiority over others

cursed amulet that takes over your body, brainwashes your friends to worship you, then goes back to sleep without telling you how to change them back

i love people being forced into a hypnodom role against their will so so much. it's so good

Needed to hear this today.

as much as I cannot handle being perceived yes this tracks

I drew her black because nigga-fication beam

sorry girl misogyny/patriarchy kink is an autoblock.

i don't want the kind of guys you're playing with near me. begone

little miss normal didn't hear what the group was talking about because she hasn't stopped reminiscing internally about how good it felt when she successfully managed to say her joke at the right time to make everyone laugh 30 minutes ago