roadpiglet

hello 👋 i am the worlds smallest bug 🐛 and ☝️ i too would like to “fag it up” if i may

sorry for [remembering a tumblr post about expressing gratitude instead of apologising to make the interaction more positive for the other person] i mean thank you for having a boyfriend who was so easy to run over withmy car and reverse over three times maybe four

is that a nothing in your pants or are you just normal to see me

do you guys remember when we used to say oh worm all the time. remember that

is anybody out there

Fanart usually depicts Samus Aran's morph ball form as being about the size of a throw pillow, but canonically it's like three feet in diameter, and honestly I'd like to see that acknowledged more. Walk into the room and there's just this fucking Orb.