sideblog where i yell about the hatecrimes show. friendly neighborhood lesbian, "pioneer of autistic Thirteen" (anon, 2024), & Adams, Cameron, and Amber appreciator. find my fics on ao3!
autistic thirteen masterlist || greghatecrimes' house md project tracker
hello!! I'm anya greghatecrimes, and this is my house md sideblog! I've been drowning in the house md brainrot since june 2023. I'm 26 and my pronouns are they/she (in english) and она/её (по-русски). I'm a big fan of web weaving, writing meta, making shitposts (see #anya's bs (badly edited shitposts)) and over-analyzing canon. every once in a while I finish a fic and publish it to ao3 (link for that is in my bio!). i also occasionally post gifs, video edits, and self indulgent headcanons.
i follow/like from rhythmofsnow!
my asks are open! Response times vary widely due to The Horrors™️ (<- chronic illness/chronic pain) but I always love hearing from you guys!
my tag guide + links are below the cut. I try my best to tag all of my posts with corresponding character names and episode numbers (ex: 1x01, 4x15, etc.), because I'm autistic and nothing makes me happier than a good organization system <3
headcanons & writing, by AU:
you can read my fics on ao3!
for writing specifically focused on autistic!Thirteen, see the masterlist here.
my playlist masterpost is here!
#in the dirt - in-progress, post-canon fic; after the death of Wilson, House tracks down Thirteen to make good on his promise. my baby, my passion project, my white whale. (for extra lore, check out #itd lore dumps)
#two little ducklings - upcoming crack fic; Chase and Thirteen get magicked into their teenage selves (memories intact, just back in younger bodies). House gets stuck with them staying in his apartment until they can figure out how to turn them back. Grumpy dad moments and hilarious sibling shenanigans abound.
#baby thirteen au - Circa 1990, House becomes a single dad by somehow gaining custody of an eighteen month old Thirteen. Shenanigans ensue.
#baby ducks au - Branch of the "Baby Thirteen" AU. House raises both Thirteen and Chase.
#insane bisexual family - Crack AU where Chase and Thirteen accidentally call House “dad”.
#ppth starbucks run - a former barista's thoughts on what it would be like to have the cast of House MD as regulars in their cafe.
general tags
#my art, #my writing, & #my edits- what it says on the tin. my house md related art/fic/amvs.
#my caps - screencaps taken and edited by me during my rewatches. please don't take and use my screencaps without permission
#headcanons - fun quick posts i’ve written about the characters and the show as a whole.
#meta - longer-winded, more thought out posts regarding the characters/show
#web weaves - for the feels.
#anya's BS (badly edited shitposts) - shitposts, memes, etc. by yours truly
#promo pic shenanigans - all of the absolutely insane promo pictures for the show that i’ve found on the depths of the internet
#rewatch lb - episode reactions and commentary
#anya shush - personal chatty posts. (for blacklisting: any pure personal/vent posts will be tagged under #personal or #vent)
other misc. (mainly non house related) tags: writing woes, barista woes, 9 to 5, kitty tag, world travels, florida shenanigans, moving saga, houseposting on company time, tipsy houseposting, archive here
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this scene is ridiculous but my favourite part is thirteen looking far more horrified than anyone else. free my girl they’re putting her through so much nonsense
as a Marylander (born and raised) the episode where House & Stacy end up stuck in the Baltimore airport is both excellent (the MD crabs reference 👌🏻) and also drives me fully nuts because
1) in what world would you need to fly from Bmore to NJ?
2) In the year of our lord 2005 when Amtrak (<- train) was way cheaper than it is now and you could just take the train instead??
3) And of course the airport set they use IS ABSOLUTELY NOT BWI (<- Baltimore's airport) but the feeling of WRONG-ness it gives me because of that is something similar feeling to uncanny valley to me lol
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Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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