#random conversations

Me: Oh yeah I'm a big fan of Batman and his family

Girl: Yeah same, however to me Bruce has been acting a little out of character recently

Me: How so?

You just set cereal on fire.

'but i had fun doing it! it's the thought that counts, my friend :3'

Well I think you're a dumbass, does that count for anything?

'it is no longer the thought that counts, hand me the fire extinguisher'

Adam carrying Lucifer's little seat

Adam: Your titty shelf my King.

Lucifer: Ah, thank you, Adam. Now, to turn lobby!

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Charlie: *quickly turns away* Oh- god.

Vaggie: *cringes* what the fuck?

Angel and Alastor cover their chests, feeling phantom pain.

Angel: Jesus fucking christ.

Lucifer: Hello, worthless sinners! And hello my darling daughter!

Charlie: H-Hey dad.

Lucifer: Adam, say hello.

Adam: How's it hanging?

Angel: I'm sure you'll find out soon enough, bitch...

Adam: Believe it or not I feel nothing. And he's very light.

Alastor: this is... disturbing.

Angel: Very...

Adam: Y'know what? Fuck you guys-.

Lucifer: Stay where you are, Adam, I'm not done here. Adam and I have a very different relationship than what any of uou have ever had!

Angel: Aye fucking men.

Lucifer: We are old friends! And we are doing what old friends do!

Angel: I have old friends, I don't know anyone I would let sit on a shelf hanging from my nipples.

Adam: Then maybe you need new friends.

Charlie: .... Dad, why are you sitting there?

Jet, arms crossed in full angry dad mode: You didn't have to do that at all.

@binnarrie