#1 john neville fan

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

okay lads wish me luck i'm trying to get figure skating tickets

second row curve seats for ice dance rhythm and women's free skate at next year's world figure skating championships in tampere, i'll be the one with the big "allison reed marry me" sign

*Looking at a gay couple* so which one of you is Colin Mochrie and which one is Ryan Styles

*looking at a gay couple* so which one of you is Laura Hall on piano and Linda Taylor on guitar

oh my god i forgot the part where brother #2 said to me "my corollances" in reference to that "my deepest toyota corollances" meme. like yup that's a thing you can say when your mutual father dies. try it on your siblings now!

by all means. but also by all niceys

Happy pride month to him

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous

Young Cathy and Heathcliff find a half staved unconscious Jane Eyre on the moors and poked her with a stick to see if she's dead. She isn't roused by their proding and they don't care enough to try and help her so it isn't mentioned in either book.

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)