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are they screaming my wig like the my leg guy from spongebob

Me in the tumblr server room if I'm being honest

early homo sapiens b like help i cant stop making bowls . help i cant stop domesticating plants and animals. help i cant stop developing language and architecture and religion

once in grade 6 I saw a 'pottery making club' in a ditch on the schoolyard- I assume at some point someone realized there was actually good quality clay in the ditch and when I walked up there were about a dozen 12 year olds sitting around the few girls who had brought their water bottles out to mix the clay, and a designated spot to put the finished bowls and tablets, and people going off and collecting sticks to make designs with and i really think that's the natural state of the human race

In elementary school I learned that you can make paint out of certain sedimentary rocks on the playground if you crushed them and mixed with water and at one point I had up to 25 kindergarten through third graders making cave paintings on the underside of the slides

The nature of man is such that every so often, someone recreates the neolithic era.

Yeah, every recess

#that's because at the core humans want art and community and funny little objects to put stuff in

my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush

Being someone who isn't really in a friend group can suck, but the pro is that you get to hear gossip from every side.

a new hand touches the beacon

I can't stop laughing. Help. Please.

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every time i scroll past a long post without reading it all i can’t keep myself from going “anti intellectualism at its finest”. it doesn’t get me to go back and read it but i can’t stop