dizzy little girl at the edge of the world

You hook up with me for a one night stand and see me on grindr four years later. In the background of my photo is a fishtank. One of the fish has your face.

god i could really go for some trazadone milk to greedily dunk my cracker in

i have a name

mommy revoked your name privileges, you’re cracker now

yes mommy sorry mommy

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my body is a machine that turns glasses of water into drinked glasses of water5

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slamming your knights visor down when you’re finished talking to them, like slamming the phone back on the receiver.

Turning around to leave only to turn back and lift the visor up for one last remark before slamming it down again.