gradation - climax

happy pride month! first one actually being ‘out’ for me. remember that this blog is a safe space for everyone and everything.

we can’t all be holy, virtuous, and loyal knights for our respective kingdoms. some of us need to be squires.

your knight keeps humping my fucking leg.

the introduction to mr. brightside is like a sleeper agent activator to white people.

be a responsible knight owner and leash them in public!

i did not have ‘sexual relations’ with that knight, don’t be absurd. i had it with this one.

don’t let your knight look at themselves in the mirror, they may attack it thinking it’s another knight.

i’m jousting it, i’m jousting it, i’m jousting it, lord have mercy i am jousting it.

no ‘moose getting mauled by wolves in a halo of light’ motifs for me, thanks. i’ve had too many reoccurring symbolic images recently.