Send me pictures of Spider-Man

There's simply no argument or logical explanation that could sour the appeal of Big Fucking Scythe As A Weapon for me. Like no I don't care it wouldn't make for an optimal weapon, because have you considered : Big Fucking Scythes are Cool and Badass

does anyone have that gif of a penis growth ad thats a guinea pig that stretches out rly long and a girl says “hot!” and the guinea pig spins around pls i need it

YES!!! YES!! YES!!!!!

They just don’t release the hounds like they used to

in my day someone just let the dogs out. never did know who.

asked for a $100 coin and the bank lady got mad at me

anyway easily one of my fave dark souls lore tidbits is that there is a Not insignificant amount of narrative importance placed on a character who’s name is literally Big Hat Logan

WOAH just saw spiderman eating pizza on a roof

oh shit he ate the whole thing . he just like me frfr

spiderman just left the pizza box on the roof but then came back a minute later and clearly felt bad for littering so now hes swinging through downtown holding an empty pizza box

hes hit a street light

he's swinging away now clearly very embarrassed and he thinks nobody saw it. i saw you spiderman

fuck

at the JRPG cafe, and the drink sizes are sod, soda, and sodaga

“when i was little” brother you are 5’3. so you must mean yesterday. or five minutes ago.

“i'll be there shortly” yeah. we know.

I know that “fwiw” means “for what it’s worth.” I know that. But every time I read it, my brain translates it to “fwom what I wemembew”

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things