mousetopia

i’m so thirsty… won’t you use /water to water me?

/water

some ladies get all the luck.. namely me. whenever my girlfriend is mad I tell her she can take it out on me & then she does. jealous masochists across the world are trying to kill me with their minds

my girlfriend is sooooo lucky that i punch her in the stomach in public <3

you're "subbing" to watch a girl "stream" and "twitch"? ive heard enough

does anyone have that gif of a penis growth ad thats a guinea pig that stretches out rly long and a girl says “hot!” and the guinea pig spins around pls i need it

YES!!! YES!! YES!!!!!

i can and will post pussy on main.

post WITH my pussy.

posting. while thinking with. my pussy. it's a metaphor. im not. you're not getting that

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow