I love browsing cover-up tattoo stuff when every once in a while there's someone asking "how do I cover up this unspeakably idiotic thing" and people are like "please do not cover that up, that's fucking amazing." You just have "shrimps is bugs" written on your leg now. That's your legacy.

Have you seen that one weasel tattoo that someone was asking coverup advice for? One of the best tattoos I've seen.

It's so fucking beautiful I'm in tears. Laughing so hard I'm crying but what difference is that really.

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate

Tf u tryia start with me Bitch i dont need yo dam broke ass 4$ i need a lot more cuz ive got vision & a world u dont even fckin know about going on its going on in my head and my arts gona m,ake it a reality through lyrical storytelling fucking broke ass keep yo fourdolars i need 40000$ i need 4000000000$ cuiz i can imagine shit u dont even know is real and some of it isnt its called: Creativity, u heard of it well probably not fucking stupid ass hey stupid ass choke on my pussy bitch make me feel good while u feel bad bitch my world has so more colors than yours i got real shit going on every day so fuck U stupid,moronic babble online all day because U dont know how to make a man feel good,but i do, today i used my special drill hands make someone feel so good i dont know his namwe but hes so beutiful and you will never meet someone like him. You will never even be close to a man like him,the way his smile was addicting to me, and how his baskets ball shorts were fluttered in the breeze. I made him feel so good. You dont do shit with your mouth other than spew toxic clouds out your mouth called Bull shit lies. i made him feel so good

I want to [remembers that suicide jokes only further damage my mental health] fuck you like an animal

Nothing says good mental health like Nine Inch Nails 1994 album The Downward Spiral!

Does anyone else have an list of 10-15 untouchable thoughts that if you let yourself remeber or think about them for even a second it’s excruciating or is this a me thing

why dont you make like a tree and feel the breeze and the sun and the changing of the seasons. and Grow

tom nook is NOT a landlord!!! he is a construction worker! he SELLS you a WHOLE HOUSE! He is not CHARGING YOU however many bells a month to live there! You PURCHASE a HOME that he BUILDS FOR YOU and then you PAY HIM FOR HIS SERVICE. He charges no interest he sets no time limit it is a relationship built on trust. the only penalty you get for not paying off your home is that he won't build more home until you pay him for the first one. A guy that builds you a house wherever you want him to and then charges you for the cost of construction is not a landlord you own the fucking home

steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

me:*fills a water gun with printer ink* me:i dont even need a wii u to have fun

if you bought a 16ml cartridge of ink at $18, and a 2500ml nerf super soaker barrage at $15.99, it would cost about $2,828.49 to fill it with ink once