Audaces Fortuna Iuvat

wine drunk is the best drunk. makes u horny & intellectual. a lust-filled academic

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I am DYING to know what their parents are like that their kids all turned out like this

[clutches my pearls] Trans people in 1921?!??! But I thought trans people were trend of today’s youth!

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Y'all are gonna shit yourselves when y'all see this then

That verse about concha tho

I miss this.

the day that tumblr learns that it isn’t progressive whatsoever to shame people for being attracted to men is the day the world heals. there’s nothing progressive about shaming gay and bisexual men using homophobic tactics and spreading biphobia toward bisexual women.

you know what? shaming straight women for liking men isn’t cute either. i genuinely hope that every straight girl has a fulfilling and happy relationship. when you put the blame on women for even dating “grrr evil men” in the first place you ignore the amount of abuse that women face in relationships and you excuse the men who are misogynistic and pieces of shit by emphasizing the idea that it’s normal for men to treat women like garbage.

You will never have gloop. She will never do what you yoinky. You will never have big splurgs or a big ass gloopy