Shitposts and Horrendously Stupid Things

Fuck off. A better world is possible. You condescending pricks.

uh... goomba from the super mario bros games here. i jack off to white people

wii sports divorce

He’s speaking…

pls share your limitless wisdom

ID: kris playing gentle piano music. susie walks in and starts busting it down. kris grins at her. end ID

im joining the war on gross disgusting pornographic content on the side of gross disgusting pornographic content

Meaning actual rape, violence and CSAM. Great

if thats what you think of when i say pornographic content i think that says more about YOU than me

happy "closer to 2050 than 2000" day everyone

Hey man me and a couple buddies are gonna hit the playground later if you wanna come

Ozzy Osbourne’s death is like the death of a crusty white 3 legged no toothed dog in it’s mid 20s. It’s shocking and heartbreaking, but the shock mostly comes from the fact that it lived so long and through so much bodily strain that you kind of subconsciously assumed it was immortal.

if i go to silent hill and there arent any of those thotty little nurse binbos trying to stab me im fucking stealing shit

sometimes i struggle to use the word ‘bootlicker’ in a negative sense because of sexual desires i will not disclose here

Is it licking boots?

because of sexual desires i will not disclose here.

"Your love language is what you were deprived of as a child" actually no you're allowed to want, prefer and like things without everything tracing back to some dormant unprocessed trauma. You can just say you want to bounce on it without having to explain how as a child you always wanted - but never got - a trampoline.