Green = neutral reader | Blue = M!reader | Pink = F!reader
Szut: Sometimes I drink milk straight from the container.
Professor,who understood another thing: The cow??
Captain: Tournesol, W H Y?
[Name]: So... what’s goin’ on?
Tintin: You want the long version or the short version?
[Name], hesitantly: The short one, I guess?
[Name]: Oh. Well, yeah, that’s definitely not an optimal situation.
Captain: Professor got into a fight.
Captain: I failed my safety training course today.
Tintin: Why, what happened?
Captain: Well one of the questions was "In case of a fire, what steps would you take?"
Captain: Well apparently "FUCKING LARGE ONES" isn't an acceptable answer.
Tintin: I never understood why people cared so much about their dumb friends until I got a dumb friend myself.
Tintin: *Drag captain in*
Tintin: I’ve only befriended captain for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him I would kill everyone in this room and then my self.
Professor: What goes up but never comes down?
Captain: The amount of stress you're bringing this family.
[Name]: *gets on one knee and pulls out a ring*
[Name]: Fight me for the rest of our lives.
Captain: Is this your plan B?
Tintin: Technically, this is plan P.
Captain: Plan P? Is there a plan M?
Tintin: Yes, but I marry [Name] in plan M.
Rastapopoulos : I have an army.
Captain: We have a Tintin.
Captain: God, if only someone loved me…
Szut: *standing behind them with roses*
Chester: *holding box of chocolates*
Professor: *has balloons and a card*
Tintin: *facepalms* This is sad.
Chang: Hi, I'm Tintin's emergency contact.
Counter Woman: You're here to pick him up?
Chang: I'm here to remove myself as his emergency contact.
Captain: This is a bad idea.
Tintin: Then why are you coming along?
Captain: Someone has to get your injured ass home.
Tintin: Is something burning?
Chang: My burning love for you of course!
Chang: And the kitchen is on fire…
[Name]: I have the hospital and captain on speed dial.
Tintin: Can I go to the pool?
Captain: Sure, we’ll go as soon as I’m free.
Tintin: No, can I go by myself?
Captain: You don’t want to go with me?
Tintin: You just go around challenging random people to cannonball contests.
Captain: It’s the only way to establish dominance.
Chang: What, in the name of sanity, have you got on your head?
Tintin: It's a fez, I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool.
[Name]: *snatches the fez, throws it in the air*
[Name]: You ever see something that changes your life and you're just like "huh.."
[Name]: Honestly that's so cute and sweet but it kinda makes this awkward because I was gonna show you a picture of Chang in a turkey costume.
[Name], pointing to Professor’s empty room: YOU LET HIM ESCAPE?!?
Alan: Everyone thinks you suck.
Tintin: I think you have the wrong number…
Alan: Well, you probably suck too…
A/N: just felt silly and found this generator,I just had to do it lol.
