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ijaazat

beach boys… city girls… mountain goats…

guava-jarritos

curseworm

this sentence came so far out of left field i reflexively closed the tab and had to open it up again to take this screenshot. i mean like yes its true that mushrooms are not plants but ive literally never ever ever ever met or even heard of anyone anywhere at any time who has used this definition of a plant-based diet

curseworm

im left with so many questions. does she not use yeast? if her definition of “plant based diet” is so literal that it doesnt include mushrooms, does it also not include salt? does she not eat fermented food because bacteria arent plants? why does she not eat fungi? clearly its not an issue of taste, she praises the taste here. does she think theyre unhealthy somehow? does she have moral objections to eating fungus? i would like to interview her

followthebluebell

there’s clearly a morel issue here

catchymemes

undeadhousewife

My dad was an aviation engineer and used to spray paint his tools the most obnoxious hot pink he could find. Not only did it make it easy to find his tools, but the amount of guys who wanted to use them went down drastically, and they always made sure to bring them back to my dad so they wouldn’t be caught with pink tools.

My dad always got a kick out if it, and to this day a good chunk of his tools at home are a beautiful shade of hot pink.

prole-log

sometransgal

Fun fact: that's the same goal!

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beesmygod

there’s something very funny developing on reddit today

spookybearghost

silvermoon424

If anyone is curious as to why the second poster is calling them out, the comments explain it but basically: the Westboro Baptist Church really isn’t a large group, it mostly consists of a single family. Apparently YesThisIsHappening is an actual, confirmed ex-member of the WBC who has been on Reddit for years and has even done an AMA (Ask Me Anything) about his experiences.

Because the WBC is so small and outside members coming in is so rare, YesThisIsHappening was able to eliminate possible ex-WBC members as suspects and realize Elys was full of shit. But according to people who have reblogged this post, the mods of r/HarryPotter have taken down YesThisIsHappening’s rebuttal post while keeping up Elys’s post (probably because it’s driving traffic to their sub and painting the series in a positive light).

Tbh this is so fucking funny. Anyone who knows even a little bit about the WBC knows that despite its notoriety it’s extremely small and close-knit and therefore very easy to prove if someone is lying about being part of it. Elys could have just said they were from a Quiverfull family or even a FLDS cult but I guess they had to go with the flashier name instead.

doubleca5t

blakelywintersfield

princessnijireiki

Archived links:

How Harry Potter saved my life and gave me the courage to escape from a Cult.

I am an actual ex-Westboro member here to set the record straight. ‘Elys’ is NOT a former Westboro Baptist Church member.

pumpumdemsugah

This is an unserious country lol

asteroidtroglodyte

vaspider

The way I fucking howled.

anagramofbrat

The bald, scalding TRUTH of these statements.

christianstepmoms

carrion is such a cool word for "a bunch of dead shit on the ground"

bonelord10000

It's cause when you see it you turn 360 degrees and Carry on

pisskinkyaoi

the same direction

bonelord10000

Yeah you do a little spin and go "WOW" and carry on

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the-tree-line

bummed that i am a bit of a freak. also glad i am a bit of a freak. does this make sense

the-tree-line

stream

Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile (2022) dir. Josh Gordon & Will Speck

doomed by the narrative and haunted by the narrative and a secret third thing (narrating the narrative)

saintemiliosandoz

YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I RESPECT

catcrumb

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chaoticneutralwife

girl who loves her friends so much but is so bad and awful at messaging them back for some reason even though she really really wants to talk to them

pierrhoe

I'm screaming look what my sister sent me 💀💀

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