Mizé

"Not having a carrd is a red flag!" No a red flag is you thinking you're entitled to a little pamphlet full of someone else's information.

do y’all remember when sharing personal details online was a bad thing

they should invent a way for me to do tasks without the mind torture

(walking down a street and not stepping in any needles, glass, rotten food, loose bags or bottles of piss) this whole damn place has gone to shit

WORK THOSE HIPS QUEEN!!!!

They’ll kill you for saying hi on tumblr but we must stay hi higher than them

i dont think ive ever been quite as passionate about anything as that person is about not saying hi. its so funny im losing my mind. hi

Reblog if you are a human rights extremist who believes that all humans are equal and has no sense of loyalty to nation states.

i created a new type of dog called a slunge

are they a good slunge?

i bred them to have a wicked and sinful nature

@vcollies

The goodest boys ever and ill hear no arguments

they eat baby sea turtles and also baby birds but only the endangered ones, and also human babies too. and also they're all girls. and they also use chatgpt to generate pictures of raw meat

also love how the original metaphor of “nailing jello to a tree” is about trying to force your bizarre and arbitrary will on something that is categorically disinclined to do such a thing, for no conceivable reason.

GOD, I wish more doctors were more like this redditor's dad