An erotic soliloquy

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

Blue Lois

can i help you

Red Marge

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

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Just Fuck of..

instagram is now showing me ai videos of farm dogs ripping apart supernatural creatures

Japan is turning footsteps into electricity! 👣 ⚡️

bushido has fallen

“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.

i do also feel the need to add that phil8248 really liked the joke. he said his wife had always had a dark sense of humour, even about her illness and death, and seeing the joke made him feel like he was laughing with her one last time.

driving my wild boar and i feel a slight bump and i look in the rearview mirror and see a squashed honda civic

HELLO?

Darkplace is a key example of how in order to truly master making art that is "deliberately bad" you need to have a thorough understanding of what the medium considers the rules for "good form" so that you can than break every single rule.

this show is the prime example of "on a true or false test, 100% and 0% both require you to know all the answers"

For what it’s worth, Garth Marenghi’s books are to bad writing what the show is to bad TV. Please read them.

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PARDON?

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Can you squeak up a lil bit?

if you go looking for doom and gloom all you will see is doom and gloom. if you go looking for reduced items at the grocery store you may find a littol treat

The deepest down of the ocean…….