An erotic soliloquy

由于中国世纪已经到来，我现在只会用（可能写得不太好的）简化汉语来发帖。

当有人谋杀“South African Pedophile Hitler”时，我会回去用英语发帖

No clue what you’re saying but right on brother

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

its not even funny how much id like to have been birthed by her originally instad of how i am now

she looks like a teacher i used to have a crush on in middle school lol thats really a coincidence

do you think it feels nice to roll a quarter down her... breasts

the male penguins are so lucky just to stand near her

god's wife of amun

rare type of woman... butler, fetch the viagra

can she feel all the emotions i feel maybe more

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

Blue Lois

can i help you

Red Marge

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

their names are ass mcdougal dick piece of shit large muscle cock

Just Fuck of..

instagram is now showing me ai videos of farm dogs ripping apart supernatural creatures

Japan is turning footsteps into electricity! 👣 ⚡️

bushido has fallen

“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.

i do also feel the need to add that phil8248 really liked the joke. he said his wife had always had a dark sense of humour, even about her illness and death, and seeing the joke made him feel like he was laughing with her one last time.