There will always be someone to carry on the story

big fan of when animals creche. Love to see so many fucking babies in one place

joints will see you taking a step & be like "i bet i could improve on this with my Cool New Trick." & theyre wrong

it’s a shame more vampire media doesn’t pull from vampire bat behavior because they’re such sweeties. they can only survive their incredibly specialized diet because bats will share blood with colony members that didn’t find a meal! there’s evidence that suggests the donors sometimes initiate this behavior themselves by approaching hungry bats! the colonies are mostly harems of females with a few males but they’ve been observed letting unrelated males in when it gets cold so they can all stay warm! cute little social critters!

clocking in for another day at the i dont wanna factory

HATE when you can't stand someone who is literally harmless. Like oh I'm the bitch here. I'm 100% in the wrong but nonetheless fuuuccckkk this guy

tmi stands for tell me immediately

recipes be like step one heat oil

step two dump it over the edge of the ramparts to discourage ladder based climbing

do you guys remember when we googled something and we would get results that were actually related to the things we searched

that picture of the little boy holding a puppy and smiling with the writing on the bottom that says hi daddy this is my doggy chelsea isn't she cute i love you and the picture of the cat with the writing that says our michael... pet photos of all time

Mountain weasel (Mustela altaica)

#it fucken sumny (via @mindfulwrath)

Can we stop with the character development. Where's my beach episode.