There will always be someone to carry on the story

Anybody else love making coffee and doing fuck all

public defenders get behind me. i’ll defend you this time

“so you like criminals?” I LIKE THE RIGHT TO A FAIR TRIAL.

sometimes i have a dream that reveals such a humiliating desire i have that i genuinely lose a bit of respect for myself

not an apologizer but a contextualizer. yes the character did that but please understand the Circumstance. yes they had other options but they had to make this choice in a sea of available bad choices. and also it made the narrative more interesting. won't anybody think about the narrative!!!!!

well well well if it isn’t the obvious truth which i have been running away from as fast as i possibly can all this time

literally in tears at this video....such good helpers......

unfortunately I am not attractive enough to identify as a hot mess but I am definitely a room temperature inconvenience

HUGE fan of trees growing in places they should not reasonably be able to

i like trees

Having a "stupider people have done this" attitude about the things you want to do can open so many doors

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

Everything I read about recovering from burnout is like “it takes months or even years to fully recover” and it’s like okay…. I have a weekend before I gotta clock in on Monday

when i talk shit about golfing, please know that none of it is about mini golf. it could never be about her. she's done nothing wrong in her entire life. god's perfect little putt putt.

I lowkey hate when programs talk to me in a friendly way. "don't worry, nearly there!" Shut up. It should say "loading 64.3% completed. Do not turn off device" and absolutely nothing else. You arent my friend you are computer. Act like it