There will always be someone to carry on the story

unfortunately I am not attractive enough to identify as a hot mess but I am definitely a room temperature inconvenience

HUGE fan of trees growing in places they should not reasonably be able to

i like trees

Having a "stupider people have done this" attitude about the things you want to do can open so many doors

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

Everything I read about recovering from burnout is like “it takes months or even years to fully recover” and it’s like okay…. I have a weekend before I gotta clock in on Monday

when i talk shit about golfing, please know that none of it is about mini golf. it could never be about her. she's done nothing wrong in her entire life. god's perfect little putt putt.

I lowkey hate when programs talk to me in a friendly way. "don't worry, nearly there!" Shut up. It should say "loading 64.3% completed. Do not turn off device" and absolutely nothing else. You arent my friend you are computer. Act like it

hyperfixations are so scary like yeah this could be a month long thing or i might be thinking of it everyday seven months from now. no way to tell

“too much garlic” whats next? too much love?

Your quality of life will increase ten-fold when you learn to appreciate the sight of a little bird

Basically i like when theres pillows and blankets

“Haunting the narrative” but it’s the procedures at your job the person before you put in place