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why are you calling him green shrek?? shrek is already green??

No one is regular, everyone is extraordinary

I first reblogged this in January, and here my ass is in March 2020 self-quarantined at home.

Reblog if you say "fuck" more than 5 times a day.

op I love your art style and this story and oml this is so good

my dad just exploded into laughter out of nowhere and told me ‘imagine the lion king but with sea lions’ he has been chuckling about it for 5 straight minutes now

I want it

quality content

Extreme quality

@squorkal can it be my job to find you seal posts? Because I want that job

look at this shit. look. at. this. shit. it has fifteen thousand notes. what does it mean? why does a picture of the pin k panther with a to do lis that makes NO SENSE have fiFTEEN FUCKING NOTES. WHY. my mom could make better posts that this shit. what even. fuck tumblr.

looks like someone doesnt know what to do. to do. to do, to do, to do, to do, to dooooooooooooo, dodododododo

Reblogging to tease the kids.

If you can’t picture her throwing a molotov… she’s not the one, bro.

Reblogging again because that last addition is IMPORTANT

But when the world needed him most, he pulled the wrong lever...

Fun fact: Dolly Parton is not blonde. All her blonde dos are wigs. When she goes out with her husband, because he doesn’t want to be in the public eye, she has her real hair and wears more typical middle aged southern lady outfits and people just…. Don’t recognise her. She just Clark Kents her way into maintaining a private life.