drink water

children are so fucking funny man. i just overheard a kid go “i just learned a new way to pinch, wanna see it? it hurts a lot more!” followed by a loud, notably pained scream

They should invent a grad school application where they just look directly into my brain and see how passionate and good at research I am and admit me with full funding to any program I want.

just the two of us / we can make it if we try.

Shit. This dude knows an extreme amount about a niche subject. Crazy what you can accomplish when you have treatment resistant IBS

I want it on record that I shit mostly normal.

Hey guys the star of Let It Snake is graduating high school today lmao

my sister has apparently had to stop playing Skyrim because she stole every book in the game to stock her house so now her house is full of books to the point where it almost breaks the game and every time she tries to read one guards teleport into her home and arrest her

Ray Bradbury - Fahrenheit 451 (1953)