Let's lay down and stare at the stars.

I wish lesbians were as easy to find in real life as they are on tumblr

11 FUCKING THOUSAND NOTES ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WHERE ARE YOU ALL COME DATE ME

ok

update: we are dating

This is the cutest story on the entirety of Tumblr, I swear to god!!!!!

Well this is adorable!

This is the top quality I want on my dash. No other post besides this and Mash Potato the dog matters on this site.

the fact that the original post was made back in 2012 and the 1-year-old baby update was as recent as 2021, the development and plot that happened within this post in an almost nine year timespan …this person truly Won tumblr

Get the fuck outta here

This man is the modern day equivalent of the clockwork masters who made strange, intricate wind-up toys for extremely wealthy people.  Exceptionally talented, astonishingly inventive, brilliantly skilled, and the pinnacle of craftsmanship that serves to astonish and delight.

CHOCOLATE FUCKER’S BACK ON HIS BULLSHIT

the English Major in me loathes this but the word-play lover in me adores this

I originally thought those were supposed to be mushrooms, implying that this cat is moldy

i’m happy y'all made fan art of my cat. i tried to show her and she just rubbed her face on my phone

WOW

WTF

I love science

The person who first discovered that coconut could be eaten must have experienced depths of hunger many will never know.

They prolly just saw some other animal doin it my man

you mean like the coconut crab, which naturally feeds on coconuts by breaking htem open with large claws? 

For clarification, the crabs are not accused of killing Amelia Earhart. The idea is that if she died after crash landing on an island in the pacific the coconut crabs would have eaten her corpse and scattered the bones, which is why no one has ever found her body.

Leo Forever

i don’t even care if you reblog it, i just need you all to look at that album for your own health

Fucking fascinating.

the number of people making comments on this post about how there’s nothing wrong with being a whore is far too high like i’m not trying to shame people who are promiscuous or sex workers this is a fucking reference to a song and if you dont understand the reference dont reblog with some idiotic trying too hard to be progressive shit its literally a joke about a lyric from a song it was never, and never will be, that fucking deep. if you dont get the reference literally just shut up and dont reblog this post oh my god

by fall out boy

I dont know what’s funnier the people getting offended because they don’t get the panic reference or the people getting offended because they don’t get the fall out boy joke

Comprehension of this post is what defines the Millennial / Gen Z generational boundary.

by panic! at the disco

hold up Danny DeVito directed the most influential film of my childhood?

Not only directed it but starred in it, took care of Mara Wilson (Matilda) while her mother was in hospital with cancer and even managed to get an advanced copy of the movie for her to watch before she succumbed to her illness. The man is a treasure.

WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE?! EXCUSE ME WHILE I DIE OF LAUGHTER.