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Installing apps on…

macOS: I’m just a single isolated package! Just drag and drop me to your “Applications” folder to install me. Don’t want me anymore? Right click my icon and put me in the trash. All gone!

Linux: Want me installed? Ask the package manager. Want me uninstalled? Package manager. Got an AppImage? Just click it to run, then trash it to uninstall. Easy peasy.

Windows: I am going to infect your file directories and registry like the roots of a bamboo tree. You will never fully remove me. Go ahead and try the “uninstall” button in settings. I fucking dare you. You can remove the executable, but you will never fully remove me. I am infinite, and I will outlive Microsoft Inc. ten fold. Fuck you.

spikelleberrygin

If given the chance to change your height, would you want to

(4'11" or under) be taller

(4'11" or under) be shorter

(4'11" or under) stay the same

(5' - 5'7") be taller

(5' - 5'7") be shorter

(5' - 5'7") stay the same

(5'8" - 6'2") be taller

(5'8" - 6'2") be shorter

(5'8" - 6'2") stay the same

(6'3 or more) be taller

(6'3 or more) be shorter

(6'3 or more) stay the same

Remaining time: 19 hours 10 minutes

#I seem to be in a slight minority in that I think it would be nice to be shorter #I’m 5’5

bodhrancomedy

Look, it’s a weird hill to die on, especially when I don’t really explain, but children deserve to experience fear, disgust, and discomfort in safe scenarios where they can process those sensations.

Media for children used to be scary and that’s important.

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“Since it is so likely that (children) will meet cruel enemies, let them at least have heard of brave knights and heroic courage. Otherwise you are making their destiny not brighter but darker.” ― C.S. Lewis

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"Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed."

-- G. K. Chesterton

godlessondheimite

whenever there is discourse about carrie white being fat, i remember the passage of the book where stephen king clarifies she is fat but not THAT fat

godlessondheimite

carrie casting discourse time again, bringing this back because stephen king doesn’t deserve that much credit. yes carrie shouldn’t be thin and i encourage everyone to imagine her as fat as they want but it also struck me reading it as a fat girl that stephen king went out of his way to be like “obviously this loser is not thin but don’t worry i’m not asking you to imagine an actual fat girl.” you know that 20 year old stephen king couldn’t bring himself to sympathize with anyone out of straight sizes. anyway here’s the passage:

tl;dr: let carrie be fat but you do NOT have to hand it to stephen king

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swarnpert

NO MORE SONGS UNDER 3 MINUTES. GO BACK INTO THE STUDIO

whyenn-reader

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

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the more you twist yourself into a pretzel to avoid regret the harder it will hit when it eventually catches up to you.

whyenn-reader

"ingredients you can pronounce" i can pronounce anything

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notaplaceofhonour

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two lamps

It's so tender...

*guy who needs to eat to survive voice* yeah i love food. i pretty much eat it every day

egberts

yeaaah I've been getting really into tastes lately. flavors and stuff. you wouldn't get it

valtsv

we need to bring back the phrase "what business is it of yours" in a big way i'm serious

valtsv

i know you can just say "none of your business" but phrasing it as a question with a jarringly formal tone is the ideal way to shoot an overfamiliar unwelcome overture dead in its tracks and force the person making it to confront the boundaries they're taking for granted + it would really piss people off which is funny

valtsv

&also it allows you to experience the joy of talking like an autistic vampire, which i highly recommend

fluentisonus

they're trying to get me to do something called ""my job"" instead of reading about medieval english poaching laws

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work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

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