Severus Snape - 1985

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Severus Snape - 1985

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"You are my best friend, Severus"
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Snarry Christmas
@danni-the-puff was talking about Snarry in Christmas jumpers. And my mind went brrrrrr.
I'm pretty sure Sev is saying something he wouldn't admit to if he wasn't hiding.
Happy holiday season, everyone. Stay sane.
-Break for gossip exchange-
Snape: Hi, are you resting here alone? :^)
"Hi, are you resting here alone?"
AU concept
Everything is the same, except Snape is much more open with how absolutely DONE he is.
Minerva: “Severus, Potter and Weasley have found the entrance to the Chamber of Secrets and went down without proper supervision, slayed the creature, and saved Ginny Weasley.”
Snape: *ridiculously long sigh and an extended moment of silence* “ God Damn it. Of course they would, what else would they do? God damn it.”
Draco: *gets into a fight with Ron*
Snape: “Malfoy, I swear to….just one fucking day is all I ask… for you to not make someone want to punch you… Just One Day.
Neville: *blows up a cauldron*
Snape: *head in one hand, not even angry at this point* “I just…..god damn it”
Done and sassily self aware is how I’m interpreting this.
Snape: Ah, Mr. Potter… My newest… dark reminder… (continues taking attendance)
Class: ????
—
Dumbledore: And a fuckton of points for Gryffindor! Looks like we have a NEW house champ-
Snape: (loudly) No.
— Snape: Look, Quirrel, let’s be straight. I know you’re trying to steal the damn stone and I am just so fucking tired of keeping Potter alive when you’re clearly out for his head-
Harry (from broom above): WHAT
Snape: (groans loudly as Quirrell bolts) Goddammit, Potter, I didn’t need this unexpected cardio.
—
Harry: I swear I just found Mrs. Norris like this! I didn’t do anything to her! I wouldn’t!
Dumbledore: Harry, of course-
Snape: (taking face out of hands) Why is it always you?
—
Lockhart: And here is my lovely assistant, Severus Snape! Of course, you’ll get your potions professor back in one piece when I’m done with him! (laughs)
Snape: Your unlikely descendents would feel how hard I’m going to curse you if I believed you capable of fathering a child.
Lockhart: What?
Snape: What.
—
Lockhart: It’s VALENTINE’S DAY BITCHES! Get in the spirit! Ask Professor Snape to teach you about love… potions!
Snape: (stands)
Snape: (walks across Great Hall)
Snape: (walks out of Hogwarts)
Snape: (walks across Scotland)
Snape: (walks into the sea)
—
Snape: You’re not hiring a fucking werewolf.
Dumbledore: But who would know better how to fend off Sirius Black than his former be-
Snape: (flatly) -b-b-b-bitch?
—
Snape: Draco is fine, probably.
Draco: (obviously bleeding from reopened wound from Buckbeak) ?!
Snape: Oh, fine, but I’m getting tired of escorting you to the Hospital Wing for self-inflicted wounds.
—
Snape (waking up from being stunned by all Gryffindors present he was trying to save): Well, fine, then. (rolls over)
—
Dumbledore: And that’s it! That’s all our champions- oh, er, except for… (reads) Harry Potter?
Snape: Expel him.
—
Harry: I didn’t put my name in the goblet, I swear!
Snape: You never seem to do anything and yet
—
Snape: Avada kedavra.
Dragon: (dies)
Harry: ???
Judges: !!!
Snape: Yes, well, I am not going to sit here and break my honestly kind of obsessive promise for the sake of a death game. Does that really seem in character to you?
(cheating is against the rules, not the magical contract of the goblet - see: all the fucking cheating)
—
Umbridge: Hem, hem, Professor Snape, might I suggest some changes to your curriculum?
Snape: I don’t have the energy to hate you on top of all my other least favorite people.
—
Firenze: I hope we might be friendly, if not friends, as fellow professors, Severus Snape.
Snape: (shakes hand) I don’t even care anymore.
—
Dumbledore: So, you see, Severus, it really must be you that kills me to cement your place in Voldemort’s ranks and defuse this deathly hallow I’ve been carrying around.
Snape: (looks upward for patience) Why don’t you kill yourself if you want to die so badly?
Dumbledore: …Actually that’s not a half bad idea for neutralizing the elder wand.
—
Voldemort: Severus, are you… still loyal?
Snape: (sighs) I guess.
—
Harry: Oh, no, you’re dying! Professor, how can I-
Snape: Your eyes are… really poking my emotional wounds
Harry: …
Snape: …Fuck off. (dies)
—
Snape (in the afterlife): Thank Merlin that’s over.
Dumbledore: Have you ever heard of guardian spirits, my boy?
Snape: (covers face with hands and takes a sharp inward breath) I can never just be fucking done
just imagine Severus being Harry Guardian spirit, and Harry can see him.
Stop poking my muses
Harry: Oh… No… I thought I was done with you!
Snape: And I, you.
(they glare)
Ron: (in a whisper) Harry are you having Voldemort visions right now?
—
Harry: (on the way to death) I open at the close…
Snape: What?
Harry: (kisses snitch)
Snape: Nice to know where your priorities lie.
—
Harry: (with resurrection stone) Mum.. Dad…
Snape: (quietly) noooo
—
Harry: I’m so glad we both survived and it turns out I do love you, Ginny!
Ginny: I love you, too, Harry!
Snape: (quieter) nooooo
—
Ginny: We could name the first one Priscilla and the second one Beaufort and the third Perseph-
Harry and Snape together: NO
—
Hermione: What does our resident ghost have to say about it?
Harry (resigned) and Snape (irritated) together: Not a ghost.
—
Snape: You had your pick of any job in the world.
Harry: (in a hiss) I’m trying to listen.
Snape: They would have fallen over the hems of their robes to have you on a Quidditch team. It wouldn’t be ideal, like a nice shopkeeping position, but better than this.
Harry: (under breath) Give me a break.
Snape: A break? You’ll have at least two broken bones by the time the month is out, mark my words. I’d be surprised if you managed a single arrest in that time, unless it was one you didn’t intend to investigate at all.
Kingsley: So congratulations, graduates, on surviving entry into the aurors!
Harry: (at full volume) Oh, my god, it’s not like I’m incompetent!
Kingsley: …
Entire crowd of graduates and families: …
Harry: Fuck my life.
—
Snape: (bored) Around the corner, in the shed, and two in the basement.
Harry: Oh, thanks. (stuns wizard coming around corner)
Snape: Also…
Harry: Also?
Snape (grins)
Harry (screams and backpedals wildly)
Snape: That’s a quintaped, I think.
(screams in distance)
Snape: Maybe lots of quintapeds?
Harry: (running) HOW ARE YOU GUARDING MY SAFETY AT ALL
Snape: I reserve the right to protest my involuntary assignment.
—
Snape: (languidly jabbing at and through people’s heads as they pass by)
Harry: Please stop.
—
Snape: Page.
Harry: (flips page in the book on the table beside him without looking over)
Snape: (very quietly) Thank you.
—
Harry: What will happen when I die?
Snape: I sincerely hope I never know.
Harry: Hey, you’re saying you don’t want to see me in the afterlife?
Snape: Think through it, Potter. I know you can do it.
Harry: What?
Snape: If I’m still with you after you die, we might still be stuck together. Forever.
Harry: (processes)
Harry: Oh, god, I hope we never see each other again.
Snape: That’s the spirit

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