To Boldly Go

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

not me though. im girl with tanktop

mutuals what perfume or cologne do you use? 👀

ive never wanted to send a death threat over a game before

tautological wordle answer

posts that make you open wordle

Oh boy better go try today’s wordle

WHAT THE FUCK

I have GOT to stop spending $30

$30 is the new $5 but $100 is still $100 #Fucked

This stupid exchange between friends has become a cultural icon.

sorry i rear ended you. my car is.. in heat

Yeah its kind of a compliment i guess. that it wants to fuck your car. so just tell your insurince that

one of my favorite types of content is people who analyse low brow media with the same seriousness with which one generally uses to analyse artsy/prestige media. not cynicism, no mockery, no acting like they're above it, even if they think its bad. everything has themes even when not intended to be there, everything says something about the context in which it was made even if its not trying to, and sometimes the lack of depth betrays a different type of depth in what the media does not realize that its saying much more than the little that its saying on purpose. even if the craft is bad.

ftr I'm not talking about middlebrow media like Star Wars or lowbrow media elevated to cult classic status like Repo! The Genetic Opera and stuff like that. I'm talking about videos with unironic titles that read like "Interrogating the Post-Leninist Implications of Power Rangers Dinoforce" or something that actually deliver it

yes teenage girls can be dramatic and wild but honestly have u ever even seen what happens when u tell a grown man ‘no’

as a child being told "the moon controls the tides" with no additional explanation was like. oh okay. you want me to believe in magic? you're talking about magic right now? okay. fine

Taylor Swift and that football player broke up??? She's been seen with a new guy too??? Some racer???

Oh, another thing that I personally discovered after bottom surgery: vaginal odor changes for trans women during our periods too. I was not expecting that because I always thought it was just from menstruation. But nope, the ph levels of a trans woman's vagina are the same of as a cis woman's vagina, and it changes during our periods just the same.