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just because youre made of stardust & other gay shit doesnt mean that a bug isnt. be nice to a bug today

i never thought about it like that

You can replace [ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY] with [SCROLLING] but watch out. This sucks bad 👍

hmmm, this seems to be some kind of curse breaking spell… be free ye reader

transition timeline

winding up for a thunderous soviet slap on th ass

Honestly if you say or do something strange, an employee probably WILL tell all their coworkers about it all day, however they’ll basically never remember it was you specifically and instead just a faceless “customer” amalgamation of every time someone said something to them. Plus you’re giving them enrichment and something to mutually bond over. So really you’re doing an important service by being a little awkward.

As a customer service worker: it has to be reaaaal strange or real rude for me to remember/talk about. A lil awkwardness is ok, i find it endearing.

Charlie Kirk is scheduled to speak at UVU. I have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

IT WASN'T ME I PROMISE

fundraiser for their legal expenses x

if dogs could use the internet and talk their incel communities would definitely have some insane shit to say about spaying and neutering [remembers this isn't normal to think about] the weather is warmer lately did anyone notice that

u think dogs would do misogyny? dogs??

just trust me i'm an empath

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lol how they looked at each other when the song started like oh shit this our jam lolol