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just because youre made of stardust & other gay shit doesnt mean that a bug isnt. be nice to a bug today

wdym for no apparent reason it's because it's awesome

Please don’t say ur having crazy gay freakfagdyke sex when whole time you’re just fucking some cis dudes I really have had enough of the nonsense

accused of using too many ellipses... don't care... there's always more to come...

hold on let me try to invent a version of myself who can get us out of this mess [holds really still for a minute and a half and then turns to you with a flat affect] we probably should have killed ourselves an hour ago

btw if you’re fat and your partner doesn’t love you wholeheartedly, if they’re attracted to you “despite” your body, if they avoid touching you, if they look away from certain parts of you, you’re allowed to break up with that person. look at me. you can do better. you are not unloveable and you don’t have to settle i fucking promise.

i know no one else has ever felt like this before, but i will be brave and speak my truth. i want to have lesbian sex

Tucker Carlson leaving the Republican Party is a tragedy. Charlie Kirk is dead, Ben Shapiro has fallen off the face of the earth, who will explain woke M&Ms to us?

On an unrelated note, why do all three of these guys have voices like whiny little nerd in an 80s teen movie? Is that a career requirement for becoming a Republican commentator?

@vague-magnus-archives

It’s probably a really cool and good sign that this post I made in 2014 is going around again, right?

[ID: tweet by @/_lizharvey that says, “if your ‘tips on saving money’ starts with assuming I pay $5 for coffee every day you already think I have more money than I do”. /end ID]