The Lurking Zone

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

Adopted a second evil advisor and I'm letting them sniff each other under the throne room doors before I introduce them

The goalies cradle the ball because they believe it to be an egg and are trying to keep the other players from breaking it. Unfortunately they have also been led to believe that the egg's True Mother is one of the players and feels obligated to return the egg. Needless to say the winning team will get to hatch the Great Serpent.

i could totally take a hexbug in a fight

honestly given my parents whole [gestures vaguely] i am actually incredibly well adjusted

I got put on the acephobia blacklist for reblogging a joke about the grinch not jerking off

Good luck getting into grad school now you bigoted piece of shit

i hope anti-choicers all die horribly like if you're anti-choice you should be killed slowly