The Lurking Zone

A standard porno with the bad acting and music and whatnot but partway through the action the camera pans to a millipede and hunting spider locked in a duel for survival, the sounds of sex fade out and the scene in the background blurs, epic battle music starts to play

crush totally wasn't impressed by my miraculous flying machine fml

oh my god i just saw her get onto an airship with a woman whose tophat has at least twice as many sprockets as mine. i will be killing myself with an elaborate pneumatic pistol tonight

truly breathtaking just how many series would be massively improved if the author gave a shit about women

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich