ghost naps

i’ll be real, kitten, daddy needs multiple wealthy and powerful folks to die in a painful, drawn-out, and generationally humiliating manner

everyone has parasites and nobody can afford a house

as a child i assumed that martha’s vineyard was a fancy private vineyard owned by martha stewart and the reason rich people vacationed there was because they were friends with martha

in my mind I somehow thought it was the same thing as knox berry farm but in Massachusetts. I have no idea why since as a kid I didn't go to Knox berry farm either

people with siblings: how do you feel about them?

cant believe i believed in santa as a kid. i bet everyone was laughing at me. just chomping at the bit to catch me out. god it's all so evil

-light yagami

Controversial take but I think we more often need to accept that sometimes it’s not personal, but that a person still doesn’t fuck with us. They don’t want a relationship with us, they don’t wanna be our friend. We’re not their type for whatever reason. They don’t hate us but they aren’t interested in building something with us in any capacity. It’s not that they have a lot going on, it’s not that they can’t receive love, it’s not what a lot of people concoct just not to deal with the sting of rejection. Sometimes we’re just not somebody’s type. And that’s okay and we don’t have to curl up in fetal position in a corner about it. We will not be the type of every person we encounter and that is natural and nothing to lose sleep over

LMAO 😂