mostly harmless

Guys im the last person that gets a social security number sorry😔

seeing a black and white cow is always so damn awesome it’s like Hey i know that guy.from my kindergarten abcs

Oooh to be a ‘kissing rogue’

will you guys cancel me if i say that queer tragedy has a place in the creative arts and shouldn’t immediately be dismissed as bury your gays

what do you mean my childhood affected me

SLUT WORLD IS UNDER ATTACK

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

Reblog you stay silly

sick of hearing about "healing crystals" that "cleanse your mind and body of negative energy" i want to know which rocks can hurt you and fuck up your vibe so bad

everyone suggesting uranium isn't wrong but anyone who said "literally any rock if you're willing to resort to violence" are the only people who can get on my level. you're hired.

caincore

okay which fandom that sprung up out of nowhere overnight like mushrooms after rain is this a reference to i can't keep up anymore

oh you meant like. that guy from the bible who invented murder. right.