mostly harmless

Loveeee this genre of post

nowhere else on the internet can you get content like this

Anyways, I love a good disembodied, analogue cluster, cable mismanagement horror AM :)

"This is getting ridiculous now. Where did you find this contraption? How did you build it? You're not really rolling them straight :/ I'm not sure I like this at all, I don't like the noise. See what's the point! That didn't break with the contraption, so it doesn't coun- I liked that one. That one was neat and clean. It was a clean break. Don't like the noise - she was with chil- you're BEATING the child! It's just sick. It's twisted - HE was with child. Okay. Something about this is... where are these children coming from? Seems unnecessary that they're all pregnant. Just straight beating that Pepsi and their plastic. I don't like this - it's SADISTIC. This is sadistic. I don't - they're SPRITZING me!" *from other video, a man's voice, vaguely sounding like a moan: oooooooooh. oohhhh* lady: "I'm sorry. What was that?" *last bottle falls* (with disappointment) "No."

Me giving my parents my report card in second grade

the sanitization of the internet is so fucking stupid we live in the stupidest time

if you could see the thread i'm hanging on by you would not say these things to me

ask and you shall receive.