mostly harmless

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

guy who's having gauzy idealized wife flashbacks for the whole adventure but it turns out she isn't dead or anything he just really misses her and wants to get home

"Yes, yes - there is an apocalypse happening and people are being eaten alive outside our doors - but you know what team- we have quotas to meet. At the end of the day, whomever among us is still standing, will continue to act professionally and in the best interests of the profits of this conpany!! Now take a doughnut, grab some coffee, go back to your desks - and only open the front door for clients who have all their hair and limbs, and are not foaming at the mouth or covered in blood. Let's make this a great day, people!!"

fruit gushers are a type of berry found in industrial biomes

what happened to "cool as fuck grandma" as a character trope. i miss "cool as fuck grandma"