mostly harmless

it's nice how everything in the world can be described by well ordered and complete systems of rules that fully explain all possible perspectives and interpretations and can answer every question and account for [your phone rings, i hold eye contact with you, my grip on your hand tightens] don't pick that up. that's from godel. block that number.

www.areyouabadperson.com

one must imagine sisyphus livin la vida loca

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

can you people stop reblogging this my notes look like lunchtime

So Nick Valentine in fallout 4 smokes. But he’s also an android? Did they program him to have a tobacco addiction or does he just do it for the aesthetic?

what if it was called magic the slathering and it was about lotions and ointments

her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it