mostly harmless

man voice Wow ive never met a girl who listens to music before. hey are you gonna eat that mouse btw.

I won't lie kitten, mommy had to sell the fantabulous flying machine. and the top hat with the gears too

both 30 years old, born on the same day at precisely the same millisecond, but she was born in the state of Arizona which does not observe daylight savings time so one could possibly make the (weak) argument that she's an hour older. problematic age gap?

alright alright how about this other chick. she was born orbiting a black hole and due to relativistic effects currently unexplained by established models we are both 14 million years younger than eachother. help me with the ethics of this

a bunnies could destroy you in an instant but theyre really nice so they wont

GEORFF

POWERFUL SPIRIT: GEORFF

Computer loves to be like "fuck! You sure you want to shut down? Youve got volume mixer open"

oh no my pornography is turning into an angst-filled character study

Oh no my angst-filled character study is turning into pornography